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Jonathan Figaro
01-27-2012, 07:16 PM
Maybe some of you have heard this. It was said that Hemingway once wrote a story in just six words ("For sale: baby shoes, never worn.") and is said to have called it his best work.

This idea had me thinking. Why not get the AW audience involved. So right now, write a six letter story! I'll go first. Lets see how long this thread can go.

Okay, here's mine, " Sum of all fear: Black Jesus."

Jonathan Figaro
01-28-2012, 06:24 AM
No one wants to do six word Flash Fiction? ahhh, boooooo!!

Sophia
01-28-2012, 01:54 PM
Patience, Jonathan Figaro. :) This is a quiet area of AW - I think some of the FF members may only visit this board every few days. You gave it less than 12 hours! :D While you wait, you might be interested in The six word short story (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=230169) thread in the Short Fiction forum.

Nexus
01-30-2012, 12:01 AM
"Lieutenant, small problem: I'm an infested."

the_Unknown
02-01-2012, 10:10 AM
Oven installed, children to burn.

or

"Queen's arrived: time to f*ck."

Well that's 5.

Yeah, not much of a formula I got so far.

the_Unknown
02-01-2012, 10:17 AM
Gray rat? Yellowed flea?

"Black Plague!"

the_Unknown
02-01-2012, 10:22 AM
Tower's lit, the torturer busy. SCREAMS.

the_Unknown
02-01-2012, 10:26 AM
She came!
So quickly!!
Tumbling stairs!!!

the_Unknown
02-01-2012, 10:34 AM
"Holy shi--supernova!"

The sky is gone.

astheculprit
02-06-2012, 08:49 PM
There is also an incredibly active community on livejournal with this theme - check it out!

TaylorDuke
02-10-2012, 12:36 AM
Wrote to my love. No reply.

Brickcommajason
02-10-2012, 12:45 AM
They never could find his spleen.

swgamble
02-11-2012, 12:21 AM
The after life busier than expected.

scottprotege
02-11-2012, 07:52 AM
Marriage was once for the birds.

scottprotege
02-11-2012, 07:53 AM
Defy council. Kill men. Save lover.

scottprotege
02-11-2012, 07:57 AM
Tourism waning, try a new planet.

robjvargas
02-11-2012, 08:25 AM
The substance, we found, was explosive.

Graz
02-11-2012, 08:50 PM
mouth parched, sun rises, enemies advance

MariaL
02-12-2012, 02:55 AM
I never meant to hurt you.

Minx
02-16-2012, 09:25 PM
Writer's block: Creativity not yet expressed

abaff410
02-20-2012, 05:53 AM
Here's a few of mine:

http://adambaffoni.blogspot.com/2012/02/six-days-at-bottom-of-ocean.html

catian
02-22-2012, 11:58 AM
centurian dismount
wrong time
wrong gear!

EmmersonGrant
05-05-2012, 08:17 PM
I failed. Now Earth is doomed.

FalloutMule
06-10-2012, 06:58 AM
What you think you know, can kill you.

TypoToffee
06-12-2012, 08:30 PM
Old, wrinkly. Should'a flossed. Bummer.

Lavern08
06-12-2012, 11:20 PM
Secret lives. Private eyes. Cheater dies.

Ginger Writer
06-13-2012, 02:24 AM
They think I'm just a myth.

TypoToffee
06-14-2012, 03:19 AM
Wanted. Virgin. New or used.

ohthatmomagain
06-14-2012, 03:47 AM
Sign ahead: Bridge out. Oh Darn!

lastdefense
06-16-2012, 11:22 PM
This is not what you think.

kkbe
06-17-2012, 04:33 PM
Oh, my sweet, sweet baby girl.

Noompsy
06-23-2012, 06:44 PM
He said it was forever. Liar.

SLTE
06-23-2012, 08:50 PM
One word ruined my life: preggers.

Fallen Angel
06-24-2012, 11:16 AM
Space pirates find supership. Die horribly.

Death goes on holiday. People die.

Vampires come to New York. Die.

New York Taxi crashes. Gridlock ensues.

New social network is wildly successful.

kkbe
06-25-2012, 12:49 AM
Horror 6 wd. flash:

No, please, not yet.

Shhh, now.

The_Riskbreaker
06-25-2012, 09:09 PM
You know you're not bulletproof, right?


Not sure how this is a story, though it does spark a great idea in my head. Off to jot it down!

Niniva
07-05-2012, 12:15 AM
Lower the bar? Need a shovel...

One thin mint and she burst.

His scarred fists replied loudly.

Crash11
07-19-2012, 10:19 PM
What is that thing? Oh f**k!

Crash11
07-19-2012, 10:24 PM
How long before the portal clos - oh...

Catherine
07-22-2012, 06:03 AM
He noticed. She smiled, looking away.

Cake
08-01-2012, 07:23 PM
The test. It came out positive.

QuantumIguana
08-01-2012, 09:03 PM
The button? I pressed it. Crap.
No oxygen, no time. Do it.
Launching! ... NOW you need the toilet?
Ten feet away, ten years behind.
Aliens, football, lasers: say no more.
Winter was abolished. Seemed good, until...
Air, six inches away. Close, but...


Not mine, but "I came, I saw, I conquered" is a classic. Actually, thie original Latin is only three words...

Lavern08
08-03-2012, 06:43 PM
Drunken rage. Butcher knife. Husband dead.

Stirlander
08-04-2012, 03:32 AM
The last sound I ever heard...

Tezzirax
08-06-2012, 08:04 AM
Race you to the outhouse. Hurry!

Niniva
08-06-2012, 09:36 AM
Put that repulsive dead thing-- eew.
Need more mosquito repellant, feeling dizzy.
Eh, I've got eight more lives.

madisonparker
08-09-2012, 06:15 AM
Why did I enter that tomb?

Crash11
08-12-2012, 12:19 AM
One day you'll thank me..... maybe.

JamesOliv
08-17-2012, 11:09 PM
We all smelled like burnt hair.

ryanswofford
08-22-2012, 06:52 AM
The alcohol was the first thing.

Six Alaric
08-22-2012, 06:48 PM
One poisoned pie. Two hungry detectives.

kkbe
08-25-2012, 04:20 AM
Saw ad.
Can do job.



(Okay, five woid. :))

Max Vaehling
08-25-2012, 03:16 PM
Summer love lost. Regretting... Hello, Spring!

KDDante
08-28-2012, 12:19 AM
He never lived. So he died.

aokva
09-01-2012, 07:20 AM
He sailed world. Then went home.

Six Alaric
09-01-2012, 07:56 PM
Monster came. Killed it with fire.

lexisharp
09-03-2012, 01:04 AM
I really liked:


They think I'm just a myth.

Here is mine:

Body-snatching. It's harder than you’d think.

druid12000
09-03-2012, 02:18 AM
Evil is as evil does. Right?

Martin
09-08-2012, 04:01 PM
They promised, but help never came.

Against hope, the seed took root.

She was left behind to die.

smcc360
09-09-2012, 07:09 PM
I didn't kill her. Not really.

"Cut that wire," said the liar.

Since he left, I'm never alone.

jvc
09-10-2012, 07:34 PM
Picked it up. Aimed and fired.

sprogspasser
09-12-2012, 02:06 PM
Clinging to life. Brave little chick.

feath
09-13-2012, 02:26 AM
Do robots have souls? Mine does.
---
She died, but she died smiling.
---
My death angel smells of disinfectant.

sprogspasser
09-13-2012, 01:42 PM
Days come. Days go. Life passes.

captain_ryan
09-18-2012, 12:12 AM
I held her, and she breathed.

sprogspasser
09-18-2012, 12:37 AM
Looked right. Looked left. Crossed road.

KDDante
09-18-2012, 02:56 AM
He awoke. And the heavens screamed.

Chihiro
09-19-2012, 03:34 PM
Every correct answer will score marks. :hooray:

sprogspasser
09-20-2012, 03:32 AM
Stood, shook his head and left.

Maine2
09-20-2012, 12:05 PM
Life never begins, until the end...

Jozzy
09-20-2012, 10:38 PM
She loved. I lost. And Learned.

sprogspasser
09-21-2012, 12:00 AM
I came. I saw. I left.

strictlytopsecret
09-22-2012, 05:57 PM
Fingertips emerged from the tiny coffin.

woozy
09-25-2012, 07:09 AM
"I can't! I eat meat now." (Okay, I cheated on that one.)

----
Tomorrow I must fire my gardener.
----
Six words wasn't enough. Too bad.

woozy
09-25-2012, 09:47 AM
Yesterday is all he has left.

Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday.

I slept with the woman anyway.

The great outdoors wasn't so great.

She was something special. I wasn't.

*Now* I always wear clean underwear.

Depends. Anything on Television? ... well, okay.

Good children don't eat their sisters.

Unobserved, the dog dug something up.

"Wins the Internet!" Wins the Internet!

These are fun, but too much?
====
Nobody actually died of boredom before.

I flew faster than light tomorrow.

Before I die, listen to ... *arrrgggghhhh*

Call me Ishmael. Whale hunting sucks.

It was the worst of times.

I couldn't eat fifty eggs. Damn!

"A seatbelt will wrinkle my clothes."

Anesthetics set in. "Oops," says doctor.

Genetic testing. Dolphins develop thumbs. Shit!

Genetic testing. Apes rule us now.

London, dead. Paris, burning. Tennis, anyone?

Blood stains. Seltzer or baking soda?

The image in the mirror blinked.

I remain young. My portrait ages.

Don't fear me. I smell fear.

Tragically, he discovered babies can't surf.

woozy
09-30-2012, 07:18 AM
Damned woozy! He killed this thread.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.

sprogspasser
10-11-2012, 06:40 PM
In the end all is forgiven.

sprogspasser
10-12-2012, 01:57 PM
At the end all is forgiven.

JohnL
10-15-2012, 09:21 PM
Withered balloons: wilted flowers: empty bed.

sprogspasser
10-18-2012, 06:11 PM
In a word: yes, no, maybe.

L.W.Patricks
10-23-2012, 12:19 AM
Apparently hearts can't stop a sword.

sprogspasser
10-28-2012, 08:11 PM
Kite prays 'Please string don't break'

kkbe
10-29-2012, 07:28 PM
He tried. It didn't frickin' matter.

MelodySRV
10-29-2012, 07:35 PM
I have a few. 1. Not all mormons want large families.



2. Wanted love, got head voices instead.



3. Don't want society to find me.



4. I don't drink. Get over it.



5. Internal bruises don't make good excuses.



6. Would rather read than party hard.

captain_ryan
10-30-2012, 12:05 AM
Stopped at her door... never knocked.

CQuinlan
11-08-2012, 12:52 AM
"Your husband and that man?"
"Threesome."

sprogspasser
11-09-2012, 02:53 PM
Up the ladders. Down the snakes.

memoriadeclarativa
11-12-2012, 07:53 AM
How you spend your days is how you spend your years

Such dull sword,
such piercing words.

captain_ryan
11-14-2012, 01:09 AM
You'll find me in the Never.

jvc
11-14-2012, 02:08 AM
I pulled the trigger. Goodbye, Dad.

sprogspasser
11-16-2012, 10:18 PM
Rain falling. Sun shining. A rainbow!

lastdefense
11-24-2012, 03:54 AM
Note to self: Don't Do That.

benbradley
11-24-2012, 05:07 AM
What black hole horizon? Uh oh.

ohthatmomagain
11-24-2012, 09:14 AM
Dog ran. Car swerved. Funeral tomorrow.

Vampire saw light. Sparkle? Wrong. Ouch.

kkbe
11-27-2012, 10:14 PM
What have I done? What the--

captain_ryan
11-27-2012, 11:03 PM
Whose truck is at my house?

sprogspasser
12-11-2012, 06:36 PM
Trees reaching blindly for the sun.

sprogspasser
12-13-2012, 02:42 PM
With this ring I thee wed.

captain_ryan
12-13-2012, 06:03 PM
The children never had a chance.

JohnFigaro
12-17-2012, 10:11 AM
Belt Unbuckles. Pants drop. A scream.

JohnFigaro
12-17-2012, 10:12 AM
Sun shining. Nasty hangover. Roll over.

Toimu
12-17-2012, 04:13 PM
Writer's block: Creativity not yet expressed
LOL!

Fishing isn't relaxing, it's boring. YAWN!

sprogspasser
12-18-2012, 02:02 PM
Puzzle of life, solved by living.

Niccolo
12-25-2012, 07:55 AM
Monster in closet, hiding from something...

ohthatmomagain
12-25-2012, 09:22 AM
Jingle bells ring distantly. Naughty again.

druid12000
12-25-2012, 10:07 AM
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

druid12000
12-25-2012, 10:10 AM
Ok, so I don't feel like a total dork...

Bite me, you wanna be vampire.

kkbe
12-26-2012, 08:34 PM
My God, help me. Silence. Sucks.

Zach Lancer
12-30-2012, 06:32 PM
Drunk by dusk, dead by dawn.

benluby
01-01-2013, 08:17 AM
The moral high road has potholes.

Spell-it-out
01-02-2013, 10:06 PM
Burnt crispy love note, move on.

Spell-it-out
01-02-2013, 10:07 PM
Out of tears, broken heart, gone.

Dorky
01-03-2013, 10:35 AM
“It’s time to go. Goodbye, love.”

benluby
01-04-2013, 04:29 AM
Virgins have not been broken in.

Mr. Aziz
01-16-2013, 07:13 AM
Shouldn't have impregnated the heavy machinery.

lastdefense
02-03-2013, 11:31 PM
Oh crap! She'll be here soon.

Xenospora
02-05-2013, 01:44 AM
Monster in closet, hiding from something...

Monster in closet, hiding from me.

:D

TumbleHome
02-25-2013, 02:47 AM
The reflection terrified the passing executive.

Cornelius Gault
02-25-2013, 08:48 AM
1. It's not really a video game.
2. .possible really not is travel Time
3. You are living in the Matrix.
4. Your life is really an illusion.

nickthird
02-28-2013, 10:54 PM
Will you marry me? Why not?!

Crihavoc
03-03-2013, 04:57 AM
One razor smile gutted his naivete.

Pj Little
03-03-2013, 11:53 PM
Writer's Block: dead laptop, no paper!

Shortest story: six words, new author.

I came. I saw. The end.

leversandpulleys
03-07-2013, 07:11 PM
"Called me eye-candy."
"Aren't you?"
"Wow."

lmoses2011
03-08-2013, 07:31 PM
Life's sharp edges cut. I bleed.

I quite like that, maybe I should give up novels for six word flash fiction?

teeta6404
03-08-2013, 11:59 PM
She won't stop talking, need aspirin!

:Headbang: True Story!

jvc
03-09-2013, 12:13 AM
I took one step too far.

leversandpulleys
03-09-2013, 01:57 AM
"Needing aspirin."
"Here."
"Thanks."
"Better?"
"Maybe."

LoganC.
03-26-2013, 09:34 AM
"I am SO sorry."
"You're forgiven."

Clubmonstar
05-01-2013, 01:38 AM
"Wait...forgot to say..."
Slips
"Ahhhhhh."

CatharsisChild
05-01-2013, 02:44 AM
Samuel Methuselah dies in his prime.

FoidPoosening
05-01-2013, 05:33 AM
"Cell phone?" You mean "crutch" right?

FoidPoosening
05-01-2013, 05:34 AM
Defy council. Kill men. Save lover.

That's 8 words, you forgot "Star wars." :P

eternalised
06-17-2013, 12:23 AM
I voted zombies, got pandemic instead.

AddiG
06-24-2013, 06:01 AM
Life is death but not really.

Almondjoy
06-24-2013, 07:24 PM
The rain swallowed the patient's tears.

aliwood
06-25-2013, 01:39 PM
Still asleep. Drink coffee. Awake now.

Isbesetonallsides
06-25-2013, 09:35 PM
Sudden onset "hammer to face". Dead.

Caretaker
06-26-2013, 09:04 AM
John went to market. Didn't leave.

jvc
06-26-2013, 11:11 PM
You can't make me kill him.

Caretaker
06-26-2013, 11:29 PM
Couple of zombie stories:


Had to. He was eating Ted.

Mom, you're dead. Don't get up.

Isbesetonallsides
06-28-2013, 10:21 PM
Slammed on the brakes. Brakes left.

Spell-it-out
06-29-2013, 05:44 AM
Foreign lands, breakfast time back home.

aliwood
06-29-2013, 12:23 PM
New prompt. Story written. Mind exhausted.

Spell-it-out
07-05-2013, 04:49 AM
Life is Fiction, unpolished, not ready.

:)

ajaye
07-05-2013, 07:47 AM
Freshly bruised she left him. Again.

FoidPoosening
07-09-2013, 06:29 PM
Life is death but not really.

Well done!


Six words? That's far too little.

WendyN
07-09-2013, 06:33 PM
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
Repeat.

ajaye
07-10-2013, 06:25 AM
Don't forget you love me tomorrow.

TopHat
07-11-2013, 08:55 AM
Prom date: same tuxedo, penguin. Damn.

WendyN
07-11-2013, 04:18 PM
Man appears.
"My time machine works!"

sprogspasser
07-11-2013, 06:49 PM
Soaring high! The kite breaks free.

Maggie Maxwell
07-11-2013, 07:31 PM
"Plan didn't work, huh?" said Death.

The asteroid's made of Kryptonite? Welp.

TopHat
07-12-2013, 01:00 PM
Soaring high! The kite breaks free.



I like this.

It reminds me of a pixar film.

AddiG
07-16-2013, 01:13 AM
He shall die a caged bird.

Shadow
07-21-2013, 09:35 PM
Calmly the dog whispered, "You beg."

sprogspasser
07-25-2013, 02:19 AM
Huh? On life's road a tollgate?

riversunderneath
08-02-2013, 04:56 AM
The blade, too dull. Still here.

kkbe
08-03-2013, 02:41 AM
And then she wrote a book.

specialerkittie
08-08-2013, 02:26 AM
"Yeah, she's pretty. ...So we're over?"

JustSarah
08-10-2013, 12:18 PM
Author writes title called water bucket. Subject to loose change.

Its a little long.

bsilcott
08-29-2013, 03:38 PM
The bugler plays a haunting tune.

captain_ryan
08-29-2013, 05:21 PM
What's the harm in six words?

Charging Boar
08-30-2013, 02:04 AM
The darkness remains, the sun gone

Charging Boar
08-30-2013, 02:05 AM
Calmly the dog whispered, "You beg."

OMG best one

sprogspasser
09-16-2013, 09:48 PM
Pulling against time - a futile proposition.

Just-Krissy
09-18-2013, 11:37 PM
Life's a war you always lose.

ElaineA
09-19-2013, 09:48 PM
News flash: impact in three, two--

And since today is Talk Like a Pirate Day:

The black spot. Anchors aweigh, matey.

sprogspasser
09-30-2013, 09:50 PM
Geese flying south. Leaves turn brown.

sprogspasser
10-01-2013, 03:16 AM
Geese flying south. Days grow dim.

sprogspasser
10-01-2013, 03:18 AM
Alas! My rhythm has deserted me.

captain_ryan
10-01-2013, 10:03 PM
See you on the other side.

cool_st_elizabeth
10-02-2013, 01:06 AM
Am I boring you? Well, anyway --

sprogspasser
10-03-2013, 09:38 PM
Where has all the colour gone?

B.D. Eyeslie
10-14-2013, 05:14 AM
Louis Floorboard, promising actor, breaks leg.

Cloudy
10-16-2013, 06:23 AM
He had never really loved her.

Shadow
10-21-2013, 08:14 AM
"Goodnight sweetie," said his Mother. Silence.

sparrowlands
10-22-2013, 10:54 AM
Single shoe abandoned to central reservation

Marty0001
11-08-2013, 01:57 AM
-Shove it up your... Oh no!!!

Ahah

Gena_Skyler
11-28-2013, 09:02 AM
Mommy slapped; the boy fought back.

Pushingfordream
11-28-2013, 12:35 PM
one match desminated the beautiful forest.

alldis
11-28-2013, 11:30 PM
The sword swung; the head fell.

sprogspasser
12-27-2013, 01:17 PM
Another day stretching. This infernal life.

Lavern08
12-28-2013, 07:03 PM
Happy new year, or maybe not?

Diana_Rajchel
12-29-2013, 11:56 PM
One angry girl spoke her piece.

Meditate
01-04-2014, 03:41 AM
Her armor keeps the belly hidden.

akiwiguy
01-04-2014, 03:51 AM
He never heard from her again.

arabajyo
01-16-2014, 04:53 AM
He missed real, two-tortilla tacos.

sprogspasser
01-17-2014, 11:22 PM
In the distance dust clouds. Endgame.

sprogspasser
02-01-2014, 04:24 AM
Living with her hump. Not nice!

alldis
02-01-2014, 06:05 AM
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.

EmperorWolf
02-05-2014, 02:56 AM
Wolf hungry. I am a rabbit.

GraemeTollins
02-05-2014, 03:04 AM
Elisa lifted her head. It slipped.

EmperorWolf
02-05-2014, 03:20 AM
I just read that Ernest Hemingway supposedly wrote his six word story to win a contest and to not have to pay for his drinks.
So this is what I would have written for that contest.

Buy me drinks or you die.

EmperorWolf
02-05-2014, 10:55 PM
Jump shot. Ninth ball in. Victory.

Charging Boar
02-21-2014, 05:57 AM
The umbrella thief cursed the drought.

kkbe
04-27-2014, 03:49 AM
Oh shit, it's wind-up time again.

JustSarah
04-27-2014, 04:30 AM
Wolf jumps, it strikes. Meal time.

Tepelus
04-27-2014, 05:56 AM
Damn it all, time for work. <--story of my life right thar

Kashmirgirl1976
04-28-2014, 01:16 AM
"Can I help you?"
"Can you?"

Lillith1991
04-28-2014, 02:11 AM
"So... you're a dragon."
"I am."

Kashmirgirl1976
04-28-2014, 05:22 AM
The road paved left. No exit.

Candy
04-28-2014, 06:10 AM
Funny how an axe ends disputes.

Kashmirgirl1976
04-29-2014, 03:22 AM
Teacher loved students. Sentiment never returned.

sprogspasser
04-29-2014, 01:54 PM
A world held within the heart.

Jorshington
04-29-2014, 03:59 PM
2 a.m. They're loving. She's hurting.

Kashmirgirl1976
04-30-2014, 02:01 AM
Beach closed. Shark sighted off-shore.

T Robinson
04-30-2014, 02:57 AM
Asteroid impact. Earth is no more.

sprogspasser
04-30-2014, 09:42 PM
The dream of Earth lives on.

Physsica
05-01-2014, 09:54 PM
A flag over an empty coffin.

Moont
05-05-2014, 09:09 PM
Death screamed. Life scythe struck back.

sprogspasser
05-09-2014, 03:26 PM
The scythe swing met no resistance.

aguywhotypes
05-10-2014, 04:59 PM
New assassin; still hunting my target.

sprogspasser
05-10-2014, 06:54 PM
Next time it will be easier.

Jorshington
05-10-2014, 06:59 PM
I lived forever. I died yesterday.

sic_scripsit
05-10-2014, 11:46 PM
Maybe it's been done...? Still reading...

Anyway... Nothing to do. Why not?

Chicken crosses road into existential crisis.

Get the key! This body's heavy...

View is great... From a tornado.

The hoplite said, "Stand and die."
(Sums up Thermopylae in six words...)

Sixteen candles and a monster truck.

"Forth!" "Sir, this is the Third..."

Dang thing wore out... NOW what??

Crowbar? Check. I hate dental hygiene...

Flip it over... Wait... It's breathing...

Coconut crabs! Where is my saddle?

Lying in bed. Alone. Again. F*ck.

You said it's henna, not ink!!

Too much Mexican food. Light it.

Last words: "Well, this is new..."

File it down. It might fit...

Papa's home. Get under the bed.

Twenty already? Okay, let me think...

Hold on... Was that really twenty?

"You awake?" "You're alive?? GAAAH!!"

Does varnish go well with steaks..?

Flying Fart Monkeys! No, really... THERE!!

Ugh. I'm tired. It was fun!

sic_scripsit
05-11-2014, 12:37 AM
I'm sleeping in an empty bed.

msza45
05-16-2014, 11:10 PM
I thought I could. But, nope.

jasperd
05-17-2014, 08:37 AM
My first time writing flash fiction.

JDarvinWords
06-04-2014, 07:26 PM
I'm too high to stay awake.

Jorshington
06-04-2014, 08:25 PM
This is how it all ended.

JFitchett92
06-11-2014, 02:25 AM
Well, I guess this is it.

Hannah M
07-13-2014, 10:23 PM
And they lived happily ever after.

Hannah M
07-13-2014, 10:24 PM
At least I tried, didn't I?

Hannah M
07-13-2014, 10:24 PM
It was fun whilst it lasted.

CathleenT
08-19-2014, 06:03 AM
Told I'm no good. Quit trying.

diem_seven
08-19-2014, 06:44 AM
Naughty kid shits in your cereal.

CathleenT
08-23-2014, 09:28 PM
I can pay my bills. Finally.

graven29
09-01-2014, 05:47 AM
Body pillows aren't people, thank God!

aguywhotypes
09-01-2014, 03:29 PM
A bouquet of flowers: poison ivy.

NRoach
09-17-2014, 11:55 AM
I want to dent his face.

aguywhotypes
09-18-2014, 07:23 PM
I have ADH... hey a goat!

KR Mercik
11-20-2014, 06:14 AM
Rabid wolf hunts. I am bitten.

Applicious
12-24-2014, 01:34 AM
Monster attack! Wait, it's just Fluffy.

hunhundred
01-21-2015, 05:48 PM
Don't fall asleep. They'll get closer.

Seven-Deuce
01-21-2015, 07:39 PM
Cat had six lives left. Five.

Flop: Ace, King, Queen, all spades.

"It's not a great painting, Adolf..."

"You're wearing kevlar, right?"
"Huh?"
Bang!

Luigi wears Mario's clothes to bed.

In twelve notes, Schoenberg destroyed music.

To the left, to the left!

Max Vaehling
01-23-2015, 08:38 PM
Here's a really silly one:

"Give me your money!"
"No."
"Oh."

kkbe
01-25-2015, 08:34 AM
Whatever you do, don't open the

Neegh
01-25-2015, 08:54 AM
BANG! BANG! Guess she's still angry.

rumorsareflying
01-30-2015, 03:13 AM
The vacant grave is finally full.

Neegh
01-30-2015, 03:22 AM
Brooches, rings, bobby-pins…his mementos.

Aquarius
02-04-2015, 09:06 PM
I died. She lived. The End.

Coconut
02-17-2015, 10:19 PM
Went to the park. Mugged woman.

Paul44
03-31-2015, 11:59 AM
Green grass! Just this troublesome fence.

Marian Perera
04-12-2015, 06:13 PM
"Hiroshima, we have a problem. ...Hiroshima?"

Lazarene
04-23-2015, 03:41 PM
A little to the left. Nice.

maxmordon
04-23-2015, 03:48 PM
"Let's go to Crab Nebula, Adolf!"

Lazarene
04-23-2015, 05:07 PM
Found the murderer. Ended as expected.

SandySimonton
04-20-2017, 03:51 AM
The vultures are my enemies now.

Jason
04-20-2017, 04:24 AM
mountains toppled over at the end

Wahara
04-20-2017, 06:11 PM
Employees wanted! Qualifications: obedience and submission.