First, my apologies to all you nutballs who didn't make the first nine slots of the poll. But, O and alas, there are but nine slots and, well, if you're a nutball, you're pretty much wandering around lost in the fog banks of your own introspective universe, anyway, so I doubt you'll notice much too much.
Celia, I picked you because...
1. Your name, second only to mine in the cool factor.
2. Your attitude: totally Bohemian.
3. Your choice of lifestyle: rabid bi-ultra-king-type.
4. I know this hasn't anything to do with anything, but, well, for some strange reason, whenever I picture you, I picture some combination of King Kong and Faye Wraye. Make of that what you will.
5. You're the only person on this site who seems who all one thing. You really seem uniform in your image. Other people, there's such dissonance. But, for me, it's easier to attach a single emotion to you because you seem more of a character than a biege, run-of-the-mill person.
6. There's a tiny bit of you've got my back so I get yours.
7. You're an actress who's been in a production of Titus, which earns you at least five bonus strokes on the freakie-deakie-o-meter.
8. You tend to radiate an ethereal, airy nutiness wrapped about a hard-packed nucleus of furious-electron dynamism.
9. And, lastly, because you always seem to have come straight from a kegger or rave or some X-static revel and gusts of ganja-inspired lunacy seem to just roll off you in great, psychadelic billows.
How's that?
But, what do I know? I'm just one of the beige, run of the mill people 
I'm soooooo beige, I can't even bring myself to vote in this poll.
