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biotales
12-13-2005, 09:53 PM
Ok children.... Moondancer just phoned me and informed me that a transformer just blew in her neighborhood.... and (hope your sitting down with a stiff one),,,
cause she asked me to babysit the site.... y'all rest easy.....

robeiae
12-13-2005, 10:23 PM
I want ice cream!

StoryG27
12-13-2005, 10:51 PM
Rob pulled my hair and is being mean. So, can I have his ice cream????

biotales
12-13-2005, 10:59 PM
ok you two.... into your bedrooms.... and rob leave the girls alone.... and story your a tattletail...

StoryG27
12-13-2005, 11:07 PM
.... and story your a tattletail...
I AM NOT! *stomps off to room, slams door*

Ooowwwww, I'm so gonna tell on Biotales when Moondancer gets back.

Moondancer
12-13-2005, 11:39 PM
I think that kind of minding is Chunky's job but, hey, if it works...

biotales
12-13-2005, 11:57 PM
Moondancer.... some of your children are tattletails.... and she needs to be spoken to....
No wonder Rob picked on her.... I bet now it was self defense...

TemlynWriting
12-14-2005, 12:03 AM
How is Storygirl a tattletale if Rob pulled her hair? If someone pulled my hair I'd tell on them too. I thought tattling was when someone told on someone who was doing something that had nothing to do with them.(?)

Ah well. I'll be good and go play on the swingset. :)

biotales
12-14-2005, 12:09 AM
phfffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttt smarty pants...

Moondancer
12-14-2005, 12:10 AM
*hands boxing gloves to all the children and looks for her ear plugs*

TemlynWriting
12-14-2005, 12:14 AM
:ROFL:

robeiae
12-14-2005, 02:06 AM
I AM NOT! *stomps off to room, slams door*

Ooowwwww, I'm so gonna tell on Biotales when Moondancer gets back.
Story...when you tattle on someone, do you know what you're really telling? You're telling everyone else that you're a tattle tale. Now, is that really the tale you want to tell?

Mike Brady

My-Immortal
12-14-2005, 02:34 AM
How is Storygirl a tattletale if Rob pulled her hair? If someone pulled my hair I'd tell on them too. I thought tattling was when someone told on someone who was doing something that had nothing to do with them.(?)

Ah well. I'll be good and go play on the swingset. :)

If someone pulled my hair I'd pin them to the floor and shave their head...no wait, this isn't the House of Hate....darn it.... LOL

:)

Moondancer
12-14-2005, 02:52 AM
If someone pulled my hair I'd pin them to the floor and shave their head...no wait, this isn't the House of Hate....darn it.... LOL

:)

Here's some cake with fudge icing. You deserve it after all that exercise.

My-Immortal
12-14-2005, 02:53 AM
Thank you

Moondancer
12-14-2005, 03:01 AM
You're welcome.

StoryG27
12-14-2005, 09:00 AM
How is Storygirl a tattletale if Rob pulled her hair? If someone pulled my hair I'd tell on them too. I thought tattling was when someone told on someone who was doing something that had nothing to do with them.(?) :)
Finally, some common sense *wink*...<now, how much do I owe you for saying that?>

I'll go for the boxing glove thingy though. That sounds good and is right up my alley. You wanna dance, Rob?...Stop doing the polka, I meant...oh never mind.

Moondancer, you know the REAL reason Biotales sent Rob and I to our rooms, greed for ice cream, an unwillingness to share the yumminess. It's sad really.

My-Immortal
12-14-2005, 10:32 AM
I got cake...but if you're nice, I'll share. :)

biotales
12-14-2005, 05:19 PM
Finally, some common sense *wink*...<now, how much do I owe you for saying that?>

I'll go for the boxing glove thingy though. That sounds good and is right up my alley. You wanna dance, Rob?...Stop doing the polka, I meant...oh never mind.

Moondancer, you know the REAL reason Biotales sent Rob and I to our rooms, greed for ice cream, an unwillingness to share the yumminess. It's sad really.

Your just being a bad sport... cause you were as much to blame as Rob...
Moondancer I will not watch your kids anymore.... they are brats...
phffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttt

Moondancer
12-14-2005, 05:45 PM
... but they're my kids... here, kids, have a lolly... biotales ate all the ice cream.

ANNIE
12-14-2005, 06:16 PM
Biotales ate all the icecream? WAAAH!! Send HIM to his room!

biotales
12-14-2005, 06:19 PM
Biotales ate all the icecream? WAAAH!! Send HIM to his room!

HIM............. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I am not a him....

biotales
12-14-2005, 06:20 PM
... but they're my kids... here, kids, have a lolly... biotales ate all the ice cream.

No wonder these kids are brats.....

Moondancer
12-14-2005, 06:29 PM
well, of course... genetics and all that... what else would they be?

biotales
12-14-2005, 07:06 PM
:Spam: They could be spam.... just delete them... or:crazy: or:Soapbox: or:whip:

Moondancer
12-14-2005, 07:10 PM
:Spam: They could be spam.... just delete them... or:crazy: or:Soapbox: or:whip:

EWWWW... they are definitely not :Spam: . They are just too cute for that. They might be :crazy: but if so, they are already in the right place. :Soapbox: or :whip: are considered abuse so I could never do that. I'm afraid we'll just have to accept them the way they are and love them for it.

biotales
12-14-2005, 07:33 PM
Love them.... I love them about as much as I love...:Hammer: or:Spam: personnally I would love to :guns:

StoryG27
12-14-2005, 11:01 PM
EWWWW... they are definitely not :Spam: . They are just too cute for that. They might be :crazy: but if so, they are already in the right place. :Soapbox: or :whip: are considered abuse so I could never do that. I'm afraid we'll just have to accept them the way they are and love them for it.
Moondancer: :kiss: :Hug2:

Biotales::wag:

Rob, we need to team up to tease Biotales again...we're so good at it. :D

biotales
12-14-2005, 11:37 PM
Moondancer: :kiss: :Hug2:

Biotales::wag:

Rob, we need to team up to tease Biotales again...we're so good at it. :D


:box: :box: :box: :guns: :guns: :guns: Bring it on you brat...

robeiae
12-15-2005, 02:10 AM
I have to pee!! Now!!

Rob :)

brokenfingers
12-15-2005, 02:15 AM
Are we there yet?

Moondancer
12-15-2005, 02:54 AM
Now see what you've done, biotales? Even the quiet ones are starting to complain.

brokenfingers
12-15-2005, 02:55 AM
Biotales pinches us when you're not home.

(And she dips into the liquor cabinet too...)

biotales
12-15-2005, 03:49 AM
I have to pee!! Now!!

Rob :)

Tough nookies....
phfffffffffttttttttttttttt...

biotales
12-15-2005, 03:50 AM
Are we there yet?

sit down and shut up.... it is not your turn to speak...

biotales
12-15-2005, 03:50 AM
Now see what you've done, biotales? Even the quiet ones are starting to complain.

Your raising a bunch of brats.... who are lieing to you.....

biotales
12-15-2005, 03:51 AM
Biotales pinches us when you're not home.

(And she dips into the liquor cabinet too...)

I need all that booze just dealing with you brats.... and it is moondancers fault for not taking better care of y'all...

Moondancer
12-15-2005, 05:52 AM
Biotales pinches us when you're not home.

(And she dips into the liquor cabinet too...)

Now why would sweet little ole biotales pinch you?

o0O(That's why I told her where the key is. I knew it would be an impossible job. Hopefully the booze made it all better.)

StoryG27
12-15-2005, 07:40 PM
Now why would sweet little ole biotales pinch you?...I told her where the key is. I knew it would be an impossible job. Hopefully the booze made it all better. Hmmm, seems as if you might be dipping into the ol' liquor cabinet yourself Moondancer. Biotales does pinch us, just for fun. Who are you gonna believe, your innocent children (whom you raise and care for so wonderfully) or sweet little ol' drunk Biotales?

Moondancer
12-15-2005, 07:50 PM
Innocent? I never claimed you were innocent... but I love you just the same as if...

And as far as the liquor cabinet... well... I'll never tell.

biotales
12-15-2005, 08:01 PM
Warning to all here.... If moondancer askes you to babysit her kids..... run for the hills and say ......... NO.... Brats each and everyone of them....

Moondancer
12-15-2005, 08:08 PM
I'm still figuring out how they came to be my brats because rightfully they belong to ChunkyC and Jenna... somebody gave them to me and when I find out who... I suppose I'll just have to thank them because they sure brighten up the place... even if they are brats.

biotales
12-16-2005, 04:34 AM
I'm still figuring out how they came to be my brats because rightfully they belong to ChunkyC and Jenna... somebody gave them to me and when I find out who... I suppose I'll just have to thank them because they sure brighten up the place... even if they are brats.

Don't go blam'n chunky and jenna for your mess moondancer....
they are yours and they are brats........
:wag: :wag: :wag: :wag: :wag: :wag: :wag:

Moondancer
12-16-2005, 04:38 AM
Don't go blam'n chunky and jenna for your mess moondancer....
they are yours and they are brats........
:wag: :wag: :wag: :wag: :wag: :wag: :wag:

It's all ChunkyC's fault, you know...

biotales
12-16-2005, 04:50 AM
your in trouble now..............
name dropper,,,,,

robeiae
12-16-2005, 04:56 AM
Candy, candy, candy!! Gimme, gimme, gimme!!

Rob :)

Moondancer
12-16-2005, 05:53 AM
biotales still has all the keys to the good stuff, boys and girls. The cake I gave to My-Immortal was a piece I had stashed elsewhere.

biotales
12-16-2005, 06:31 AM
Candy, candy, candy!! Gimme, gimme, gimme!!

Rob :)

:wag: come and take it from me little man....

biotales
12-16-2005, 06:32 AM
biotales still has all the keys to the good stuff, boys and girls. The cake I gave to My-Immortal was a piece I had stashed elsewhere.

and your not getting them back.... period

Moondancer
12-16-2005, 03:14 PM
and your not getting them back.... period

I suggest you buy some earplugs... This could get ugly.

biotales
12-16-2005, 05:41 PM
Bring it on y'all..... bring it on......
hahahhahahahaahah
I laugh at you....

ChunkyC
12-16-2005, 07:56 PM
*meanwhile, it's Ginsberg night down at the local pub....*

"Y'know, Jenna," Chunky says, "it sure is nice now that we've moved to a new host and the site is running so smoothly."

"Sure is. I really needed to get away for a bit. This night out is just what the doctor ordered, thanks."

They clink glasses and applaud as the next poet takes the stage....

Moondancer
12-16-2005, 08:35 PM
I nominate biotales since she's "Keeper of the Keys."

biotales
12-16-2005, 09:58 PM
Uh excuse me here you lil worm.... your suspose to put moondancer and those brats in their place.... not come out of the closet with Jenna.....
geeeeeeshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wheres the love?



*meanwhile, it's Ginsberg night down at the local pub....*

"Y'know, Jenna," Chunky says, "it sure is nice now that we've moved to a new host and the site is running so smoothly."

"Sure is. I really needed to get away for a bit. This night out is just what the doctor ordered, thanks."

They clink glasses and applaud as the next poet takes the stage....

biotales
12-16-2005, 09:59 PM
I have a nomination for ya.... but since this is a open board....
ha




I nominate biotales since she's "Keeper of the Keys."

Moondancer
12-16-2005, 11:16 PM
^she says that but won't give up the keys...

biotales
12-16-2005, 11:40 PM
Moondancer..... I have the keys... got it.... and nobody but nobody... is gettin dem keys...
phffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttt

Moondancer
12-17-2005, 12:49 AM
you heard her, kiddies... you know what to do.

biotales
12-17-2005, 01:07 AM
you heard her, kiddies... you know what to do.

:ROFL: I am not afraid of your kids.... or the lil worm that took your side... while drinking swill with Jenna.... :wag:

Moondancer
12-17-2005, 01:22 AM
I wonder if she'll^ be able to say that a week from now....:Thumbs:

robeiae
12-17-2005, 02:29 AM
LALALALALA...
I want TV!!
TV! TV! TV!

biotales
12-17-2005, 02:38 AM
Phffffffffffffftttttttttttttt

LALALALALA...
I want TV!!
TV! TV! TV!

robeiae
12-17-2005, 02:39 AM
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

biotales
12-17-2005, 03:07 AM
and your point is...






Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

robeiae
12-17-2005, 03:18 AM
Mayonaise is a spread, salsa is a relish.

biotales
12-17-2005, 03:38 AM
:wag: :wag: :wag: :wag: :wag: :wag: :wag: :wag: :wag: :wag: :wag: :wag: :wag: :Soapbox: :Soapbox: :Soapbox: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: and that is the edited version.