So great that we've run out of appropriate compliments?

Well I never!

This sort of thing has never happened to me before. What I'd like -- what I'd really, really like -- is a litany of insults to follow. You know you can do it and you know you want to.

So clever up and throw some inappropriate comments toward a fella who just made it to an indescribably appropriate stage!

Filigree said:

Ahem, just to be clear: you are *begging* for affectionate snark?

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Nope. What I want is snark without the affection. I am English, after all.

Filigree said:

Ahem, just to be clear: you are *begging* for affectionate snark?

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Wait a minute! Did you just insult me under the radar? Nice work!

Ari Meermans said:

Sugar, didn't anyone evah 'splain to you that you have to give us something to work with? Give me something to take potshots at and I'll be happy to oblige.

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Oh you know, well, I'm English for a start -- that should give you plenty of angles to work on. I'm your typical human type human, so name a flaw and it's likely I got it. Oh, and also I'm a total buffoon!

Puma said:

Congratulations, Harry. You're about right on for your post count - maybe a little late. (How's that for snark?) But, I will say you've accumulated your post count in an incredibly short period of time. Puma

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You always give it to me best, Puma! Come on, howsabout a little more.

thothguard51 said:

Wanna buy a bridge?

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I'll take it! Will cash sight unseen be ok?

thothguard51 said:

US cash...
no euro's...

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Sounds good to me [though I might could pay you fifty Greek Euros to the dollar, sound good?].

Now, about this bridge ... I'm hoping for a nice little something that leads from a verse to a chorus. Failing that, could you provide a flaming olive branch? I'll settle for something solid crossing water -- I'm not picky -- got any Waynes that play for Manchester City?

If so, I'll buy Wayne's missus -- can't go wrong there!