Spoof the Opening

Vaguely Piratical

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Here are the rules:
1) Take a memorable opening line or phrase from a book, TV show, or movie.
2) Change the words as little as possible.
3) Change the meaning as much as possible.
4) See if you can correctly guess what work the of the post above you.

Let's start with an easy one.

There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people – mystery writers and hit men. I'm the kind that pays better.
 

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Okay, I got it! Castle tv show, right. I knew I had heard it somewhere. Might I suggest opening the game up to any famous quote? That might garner more players. I love my pop culture anyway.
 

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I've got a great one if it doesn't have to be an opening line. Otherwise I'll have to think a little while longer...