A new one for my parental resume

PamelaCaves · Jan 13, 2012

I've been promoted from boo-boo kisser to imaginary toy fixer. My son kept bringing me an imaginary pin wheel that broke every 3 minutes. After the fourth time fixing it, I gave him a new one that was larger, more colorful, and won't break. It has kept him occupied for the last half hour.

Four year-olds are amazing. And confusing.

Devil Ledbetter · Jan 13, 2012

I loved that age!

I'd ask my daughter to make her bed, and she'd say "But I don't know how." Then she'd pop up a few minutes later and say "Hi. I'm the flower fairy."

I'd say, "Flower fairy, can you help Charlotte make her bed? She doesn't know how."

"Sure!" and she'd go make her bed.

Fortunately she didn't end up with a split personality.

Lady MacBeth · Jan 13, 2012

Ahhh... so cute.

A new one for my parental resume

PamelaCaves

I'm not a fish

Devil Ledbetter

Come on you stranger, you legend,

Lady MacBeth

Out, damn'd spot! out, I say.