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Filmfeline
01-07-2012, 12:20 AM
Anyone here from another planet? Which one?





- lol just joking. I'm so bored and have so much to write today.

Stanley
05-06-2012, 02:31 PM
Yeah, I'm came from Mars a few years ago, and still trying to figuring out humankind. :D

TheMist
05-06-2012, 02:43 PM
I come from that new planet they discovered. I do not know if you know the name, so I won't bother you with it. I came here 6 years ago to discover what humans have against us aliens... I will return shortly!

RobJ
05-06-2012, 04:13 PM
Anyone here from another planet? Which one?
Makes me laugh, the way humans assume all life forms live on planets. And give the planets names, too. You label ev-er-y-thing. It's like a disease. Hurry up and evolve.

BigWords
05-06-2012, 04:31 PM
*looks around*

Yup. Definite alien infestation. It's gonna take the heavy-duty pesticides to clean it out...

TheMist
05-06-2012, 05:56 PM
I agree RobJ! My home planet does not have a name. The humans named it!

FOTSGreg
05-06-2012, 10:48 PM
I've been told I was from another planet, but I don't believe it. I just think I'm some kind of mutant offspring of some long dormant breed of something left over from the Cambrian Explosion.
:)

Oh, and therein lies a story...

poetinahat
05-07-2012, 05:58 AM
Seems more like an Office Party topic - so hang on for teleportation!

KellyAssauer
05-07-2012, 06:25 AM
You know that asteroid belt between here and Mars...

Yeah, well, we pumped so much super-slippery chemicals just under the surface in an effort to extract more natural gas... that the hemispheres flipped on the axis...

of course that was thousands of years ago, right after we landed in Mexico.

:D

SWest
05-07-2012, 06:30 AM
*starts running from the Zombie Thread Apocalypse, then realizes the Earth is (still mostly) round, so what's the point*

:banana:

BigWords
05-07-2012, 06:35 AM
*waits patiently for MIBs to come remove all the aliens from this thread*

KellyAssauer
05-07-2012, 06:44 AM
*waits patiently for Bradford West to come and remove George Galloway...*

angeluscado
05-07-2012, 07:07 AM
My family insists that I'm an alien, but I'm not too sure. Haven't really seen much proof, except that I'm so opposite to my siblings it's kind of ridiculous.

DL Hegel
05-07-2012, 07:24 AM
*waits patiently for MIBs to come remove all the aliens from this thread*

Aliens gave us the steam engine, manned space flight and infomercials.

You have to take the good with the bad.

jjdebenedictis
05-07-2012, 09:58 AM
I am not an alien. I am a mutant. Harumph! :mad:

RobJ
05-07-2012, 10:45 AM
My family insists that I'm an alien, but I'm not too sure. Haven't really seen much proof, except that I'm so opposite to my siblings it's kind of ridiculous.
You can differ significantly from your siblings simply through your incubating parent fertilising her egg with the seed from a different mate. It's a fairly common human mating strategy. I'm not saying that is the cause in your case, I mean, yeah, it's probably because one parent was a six-toed alien, something like that. ;)

BigWords
05-07-2012, 01:13 PM
Aliens gave us the steam engine, manned space flight and infomercials.

You have to take the good with the bad.

:roll: I find it interesting that you are defending aliens...

*looks closely for signs of antennae.

Cliff Face
05-07-2012, 01:53 PM
You can differ significantly from your siblings simply through your incubating parent fertilising her egg with the seed from a different mate. It's a fairly common human mating strategy. I'm not saying that is the cause in your case, I mean, yeah, it's probably because one parent was a six-toed alien, something like that. ;)

I'm quite different from my brother and sister.

What are you trying to tell me!?

RobJ
05-07-2012, 02:03 PM
I'm quite different from my brother and sister.

What are you trying to tell me!?
I don't know your circumstances, Cliff Face, so I can't give you specific information, but if your incubating parent is still in her pre-death phase, you could ask her how you became a zygote and who was involved.

Cliff Face
05-07-2012, 02:14 PM
Or maybe I was adopted.

Actually, that would validate most of my teenage years. :tongue

DL Hegel
05-08-2012, 03:02 AM
:roll: I find it interesting that you are defending aliens...

*looks closely for signs of antennae.

You reallywouldn't want to discover the indentityan alien, some of us them have interesting dietary needs and lucky for them, those needs help keep their indentity secret.

*looks for proper sized killet*

BigWords
05-08-2012, 03:07 AM
I'm gristly. You The aliens would merely get indigestion.

DL Hegel
05-08-2012, 03:14 AM
I'm gristly. You The aliens would merely get indigestion.

Works for aliens too.:D (http://www.myorganizedchaos.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Screen-shot-2011-01-15-at-10.24.26-AM-530x275.png)

BigWords
05-08-2012, 03:26 AM
Does that come in supertankers? I'm very gristly.

DL Hegel
05-08-2012, 03:32 AM
Does that come in supertankers? I'm very gristly.

I they have the stomach of a tasmanian devil, I they will be fine.