"It's coal!" (and other stuff you don't want under your tree)

aadams73 · Dec 23, 2011

So, a little birdie told me that Christmas is coming (who knew, eh? The stores are so subtle), which means it's the time of the year when we find things we never knew we didn't want under our Christmas trees and in our stockings.

I don't want any more cat hair. Really, I have enough to knit a second cat.

I don't want belly lint or toe jam. I only just managed to sell last year's on eBay.

I don't want black jelly beans or hummus. Eww.

I don't want YOU. I've seen that revamped Mariah Carey video, and YOU, apparently, is Justin Bieber. Eww.

What don't you want to find under the tree?

alleycat · Dec 23, 2011

I don't want the tree.

aadams73 · Dec 23, 2011

alleycat said:
I don't want the tree.

What kind of cat-person are you? Cats love Christmas trees!

alleycat · Dec 23, 2011

aadams73 said:
What kind of cat-person are you? Cats love Christmas trees!

Yes, I know.

Here's a cat helping with the tree: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn2h3_aH3vo

aadams73 · Dec 23, 2011

Love it!

Our cat loves nibbling the branches and absconding with the lower-hanging decorations. Oh, and pulling the ribbons off presents.

COchick · Dec 23, 2011

I don't want any more baked goods. If I lay eyes on another rum cake, I'm going to explode. Literally.

Devil Ledbetter · Dec 23, 2011

No more laundry. There is enough in the hampers. I don't need any under the tree.

No more candy trash. If you have kids, you probably know what candy trash is. If you don't have kids, keep up on your birth control to avoid candy trash.

No more wrinkles.

No more pounds.

No more junk mail. And that goes for you too, email spam.

No more Adam Sandler movies.

No more Victorious or iCarly when the kids are watching TV. Who are these idiots and why can't they talk without shrieking at each other?

Caitlin Black · Dec 24, 2011

I don't want any more clothes.

I don't want chewy candy.

I don't want any more responsibilities.

I do want to sleep in, eat lots, avoid alcohol, get nice presents (or cash) and just relax for a few days. So far so good on that one.

"It's coal!" (and other stuff you don't want under your tree)

aadams73

A Work in Progress

alleycat

Still around

aadams73

A Work in Progress

alleycat

Still around

aadams73

A Work in Progress

COchick

in a holding pattern

Devil Ledbetter

Come on you stranger, you legend,

Caitlin Black

Wild one