Should I be offended?

Devil Ledbetter · Dec 19, 2011

Last night, my husband fell asleep before I did. Shortly thereafter, he farted. It was pretty loud. The noise sort of awoke him, and he answered with "What did you say?"

MamaStrong · Dec 19, 2011

*giggles while holding onto chair*

I would have said, "that wasn't me, ask your butt."

Perks · Dec 19, 2011

That's flat out hilarious.

You should be deeply offended, but forgive for the giggle fit.

Wicked · Dec 19, 2011

Devil Ledbetter said:
Last night, my husband fell asleep before I did. Shortly thereafter, he farted. It was pretty loud. The noise sort of awoke him, and he answered with "What did you say?"

The appropriate response here would be, "I said you've got morning breath."

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Dec 19, 2011

"Baby! When did you eat burning tires?!?"

BunnyMaz · Dec 19, 2011

Hah! Brilliant.

Susan Coffin · Dec 19, 2011

Oh my goodness, that is so funny! :roll:

Devil Ledbetter · Dec 19, 2011

At least I now know that if I die, he'll still have someone to talk to late at night.

Jehhillenberg · Dec 19, 2011

Now that's love.

Tepelus · Dec 19, 2011

That's hilarious.

Devil Ledbetter · Dec 19, 2011

I'm not sure if it qualifies as talking to himself, or talking in his sleep.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Dec 19, 2011

Reminds me of the time Ol' Boy heard me rip one off... his startled, "What the HELL was that!?!" got me tickled. I replied, "That, love, was my ass applauding!"

:roll:

Jersey Chick · Dec 19, 2011

Jess Haines · Dec 19, 2011

LMAO, I needed this laugh!

Ari Meermans · Dec 19, 2011

At the whole freakin' thread! Tears are running.

Devil Ledbetter · Dec 19, 2011

Is "talking to your own farts" in the DSM?

KellyAssauer · Dec 19, 2011

The DSM IV suggests Avoidant Personality Disorder, Bipolar, or any of the schizotypal personality disorders... or perhaps simply Palilalia. It doesn't really specify what part of the body is doing the speaking.

Of course it could be an occupational trait.

Is he an elected official?

Devil Ledbetter · Dec 19, 2011

KellyAssauer said:
Is he an elected official?

I think that would be "communicating by farting."

BeatrixKiddo · Dec 19, 2011

I knew there was a reason you were wonderful. This thread just proves that theory. Thank you for the best laugh I've had all day.

Caitlin Black · Dec 19, 2011

OMG I can't stop laughing. You have to use that in a novel!!!

*laughs so hard he can't see*

D.M.Drake · Dec 19, 2011

Be offended when he wakes and asks why you smell.

M.A.Drake · Dec 19, 2011

ok, I am dying from the suspense, how did you reply?

seun · Dec 20, 2011

Just be glad he didn't follow through.

Devil Ledbetter · Dec 20, 2011

M.A.Drake said:
ok, I am dying from the suspense, how did you reply?

I said, "I didn't say anything. You just farted. Is that what I sound like to you?" Of course I was laughing pretty hard at that point.

Alpha Echo · Dec 20, 2011

Hahaha!

Nothing wakes my husband up. Not even pretty loud farts of his. He always falls asleep before me, and I just laugh while I turn the page of my book and shake my head.

Then I wonder if I fart in my sleep too, and I'm thankful that my husband's such a sound sleeper! lol

Should I be offended?

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