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Devil Ledbetter
12-19-2011, 06:54 PM
Last night, my husband fell asleep before I did. Shortly thereafter, he farted. It was pretty loud. The noise sort of awoke him, and he answered with "What did you say?"

MamaStrong
12-19-2011, 06:56 PM
*giggles while holding onto chair*

I would have said, "that wasn't me, ask your butt." :p

Perks
12-19-2011, 06:58 PM
That's flat out hilarious.

You should be deeply offended, but forgive for the giggle fit.

Wicked
12-19-2011, 07:26 PM
Last night, my husband fell asleep before I did. Shortly thereafter, he farted. It was pretty loud. The noise sort of awoke him, and he answered with "What did you say?"


:ROFL:

The appropriate response here would be, "I said you've got morning breath."

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-19-2011, 07:35 PM
"Baby! When did you eat burning tires?!?"

BunnyMaz
12-19-2011, 07:37 PM
Hah! Brilliant.

Susan Littlefield
12-19-2011, 07:44 PM
Oh my goodness, that is so funny! :roll:

Devil Ledbetter
12-19-2011, 07:46 PM
At least I now know that if I die, he'll still have someone to talk to late at night.

Jehhillenberg
12-19-2011, 08:42 PM
:roll: Now that's love.

Tepelus
12-20-2011, 12:08 AM
That's hilarious.

Devil Ledbetter
12-20-2011, 12:25 AM
I'm not sure if it qualifies as talking to himself, or talking in his sleep.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-20-2011, 12:30 AM
Reminds me of the time Ol' Boy heard me rip one off... his startled, "What the HELL was that!?!" got me tickled. I replied, "That, love, was my ass applauding!"

:roll:

Jersey Chick
12-20-2011, 12:47 AM
:ROFL:

Jess Haines
12-20-2011, 12:48 AM
LMAO, I needed this laugh!

Ari Meermans
12-20-2011, 12:51 AM
:ROFL:At the whole freakin' thread! Tears are running.

Devil Ledbetter
12-20-2011, 12:56 AM
Is "talking to your own farts" in the DSM?

KellyAssauer
12-20-2011, 01:21 AM
The DSM IV suggests Avoidant Personality Disorder, Bipolar, or any of the schizotypal personality disorders... or perhaps simply Palilalia. It doesn't really specify what part of the body is doing the speaking.

Of course it could be an occupational trait.

Is he an elected official? :D

Devil Ledbetter
12-20-2011, 01:22 AM
Is he an elected official? :DI think that would be "communicating by farting."

BeatrixKiddo
12-20-2011, 01:47 AM
:ROFL:



I knew there was a reason you were wonderful. This thread just proves that theory. Thank you for the best laugh I've had all day.

Cliff Face
12-20-2011, 09:41 AM
OMG I can't stop laughing. You have to use that in a novel!!!

*laughs so hard he can't see*

D.M.Drake
12-20-2011, 09:50 AM
Be offended when he wakes and asks why you smell. :)

M.A.Drake
12-20-2011, 09:52 AM
ok, I am dying from the suspense, how did you reply?

seun
12-20-2011, 01:49 PM
Just be glad he didn't follow through.

Devil Ledbetter
12-20-2011, 05:22 PM
ok, I am dying from the suspense, how did you reply?I said, "I didn't say anything. You just farted. Is that what I sound like to you?" Of course I was laughing pretty hard at that point.

Alpha Echo
12-20-2011, 05:30 PM
Hahaha!

Nothing wakes my husband up. Not even pretty loud farts of his. He always falls asleep before me, and I just laugh while I turn the page of my book and shake my head.

Then I wonder if I fart in my sleep too, and I'm thankful that my husband's such a sound sleeper! lol

swachski
12-20-2011, 06:42 PM
You know how couples seem to have their own private language? This could be yours from here on out. :D

You could finish each other's sentences.

Susie
12-20-2011, 06:58 PM
Roses are red
Violets soon started.
Devy's hubby 'n his fart
Very soon parted! :D

That is funny with hubby, Devy! Does he snore? :)

Snowstorm
12-20-2011, 07:10 PM
OMG I can't stop laughing. You have to use that in a novel!!!

*laughs so hard he can't see*

:ROFL:x2!

Devil Ledbetter
12-20-2011, 11:52 PM
You know how couples seem to have their own private language? This could be yours from here on out. :D

You could finish each other's sentences.We could "whisper" sweet nothings into each other's ears.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-21-2011, 02:55 AM
Sweet?

What DO you feed the man? I need to get some for Ol' Boy.

Devil Ledbetter
12-21-2011, 04:28 AM
Sweet?

What DO you feed the man? I need to get some for Ol' Boy.Actually, he usually feeds me. He made us spaghetti and meatballs and a green salad with feta cheese, homemade Italian dressing and kalamata olives Sunday night.

And now you know why he gets away with the occasional loud fart.

swachski
12-21-2011, 04:31 AM
It was the meatballs, then. Definitely the meatballs.

SWest
12-21-2011, 05:16 AM
Help. Send help...


:roll:

KellyAssauer
12-21-2011, 05:19 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/onholee/beano.jpg

backslashbaby
12-21-2011, 06:28 AM
:ROFL: :ROFL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04&feature=related

jjdebenedictis
12-21-2011, 09:15 AM
:ROFL: :ROFL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04&feature=relatedI will never be able to watch Charlie Brown again without making that association. In my mind, the never-glimpsed teacher will forevermore be a talking Ace Ventura ass...

Devil Ledbetter
12-21-2011, 05:19 PM
That is funny with hubby, Devy! Does he snore? :)Sometimes, but it doesn't wake me.

We were joking around about the fart thing last night and he said "Oh boy, I'm never going to live this one down."

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-21-2011, 05:31 PM
Does he know you've shared it with the masses on AW? :ROFL:

stormie
12-21-2011, 05:50 PM
^ That's what I was just thinking! ^

Too funny.:)

swachski
12-21-2011, 05:58 PM
In my mind, the never-glimpsed teacher will forevermore be a talking Ace Ventura ass...

:roll:

Snowstorm
12-21-2011, 06:25 PM
We were joking around about the fart thing last night and he said "Oh boy, I'm never going to live this one down."

You've immortalized him!

Devil Ledbetter
12-21-2011, 06:44 PM
Does he know you've shared it with the masses on AW? :ROFL:Nope.

He should just be grateful I didn't post it on Facebook.


:ROFL: :ROFL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04&feature=relatedAs it happens, DH is a teacher.

swachski
12-21-2011, 07:10 PM
"Whump wha whump wha wha. Oh, excuse me, class! Too many meatballs." :D

backslashbaby
12-21-2011, 10:17 PM
Nope.

He should just be grateful I didn't post it on Facebook.

As it happens, DH is a teacher.

No he's not! Bwahahaha! I didn't know that when I thought of Charlie Brown :ROFL:

thethinker42
12-21-2011, 10:22 PM
*dies laughing* Ahh, married life...soooo romantic and glamorous.

FabricatedParadise
12-21-2011, 10:37 PM
I just laughed so hard I woke the baby up from her nap!

That's awesome. This whole thread is hilarious.

NeuroFizz
12-21-2011, 11:24 PM
Hilarious, Devil.

When he asked what you said, the appropriate response:

It wasn't me, it was just some asshole sounding off.

Devil Ledbetter
12-22-2011, 12:08 AM
Hilarious, Devil.

When he asked what you said, the appropriate response:

It wasn't me, it was just some asshole sounding off.:roll:

Ari Meermans
12-22-2011, 12:15 AM
Hilarious, Devil.

When he asked what you said, the appropriate response:

It wasn't me, it was just some asshole sounding off.

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u12/Lisbet_bucket/lmao.gif

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-22-2011, 12:48 AM
Next time he does it when you're both awake, look at him adoringly and whisper, "Speak to me, Sweet Lips..."

Jersey Chick
12-22-2011, 12:55 AM
:roll:

Threads like this are the reason my husband thinks I've gone 'round the bend. All he can hear is me cracking up. :D