A little Christmas surrealism, courtesy of the spammers on my blog

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Akismet catches most of the potential spam posts on my blog. I cast an eye over 'em before deleting because it can occasionally make an error. These gems are all from the same web address, one which gives Google search conniptions. All links have been removed (I ran it through plaintext to make sure).

Reading them maketh my brain to liquefy, slightly.

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Christmas gifts for dad strode in christmas gifts approached to screw tab surprisingly.

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Going in the christmas gifts, he here sat the cantaloupe resolve which had from a rage apple.

The christmas gifts was back to the for mom, dropped he’d and spotted doing a way on giggles or woks.

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Going in the christmas gifts, he here sat the cantaloupe resolve which had from a rage apple.

I love this! Rage apple!
 

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My spammers are just really flattering about what I write, but I got a few good weird ones recently.

Most of ours are just really long comments in an eastern european language.
 

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Gahahaha.

It's quite beautiful.
 

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Christmas gifts for dad strode in christmas gifts approached to screw tab surprisingly.

Shaw wondered. Christmas gifts for dad forbade.


Christmas plotting.

A gift christmas sprinted.

A little free horror.

Volkonsky shook.


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They're still trying, the poor dears:

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I'm starting to wonder what all these christmas gifts really contain.
 

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Okay, I'm procrastinating going to bed so here's the twice-tripled google translation:

Four Christmas presents at the present time, in July, said Helen to restore cable type gun, that the Pope did not become multi-million dollar gifts to the curtain, but was choam winding. Vorkuta armor officer muttered her condition. I called organizes a lot of grief for his sietch flange. What does he think about Christmas gifts.

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I saw your Christmas presents over a thousand Christmas gifts, but one function, and how they are measured, as she put her arms around his office and elbow lee package, raising his foot column of times write your question.

I'ts starting to make sense now.
 
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This reminds me...i haven't done it in a while, but i have a piece of software that jumbles everything i write. I mean, like the three bad novels that will never ever be published, the huge portfolio of short stories that keeps getting bigger and keeps getting sent out only to return back to me dejected, the novel I'm working on now, all of my poetry....my emails if i want....

Most of it turns out garbage, but here are some of the more interesting results of my last run through:

It is at the shadowed edges that time thins.
Thirteen lies whisper.
I try to forever hold this visible shape, my name.
Old blood seeping into the garden.
She returned to become a sickness.
The smell of mind.
While the silence got to be a good mother.
But to forever hold onto the street.
Wiser than that pain
Shadows sat silently empty.
I imagined him with death.
She looked at everything in her mind and took a breath.
We had burned to stand there.
Forced her soul to slip away from you.
It's lying in the middle of the morning.
Tears started cutting him.
She'd look up from the occasional hallucination.
She fell to her window in search of song.
Something dark there in her eyes.
They know like angels in the morning.
I am no voice.
The typical city was going to become his brother's murderer.
Shadows sat scared.
I will savor each bite of her fingertips.
The homeless still hunting the city.
The summer of blood here on the presence of coffee-goers.
His hope: that I am mad.