My Daily Horror Scope...

i'm here for you, kid.

what do you want to know again?

You need cheesedoodles. And something with ginger...wait...

*concentrates*

I see strawberries? Ramen noodles?!?

You hungry?

KellyAssauer said:

Does anyone know a better resource?

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Reality? Stop believing in hocum?

I'm going with Ferret. Make important decisions based on good reasons, not on some crap a stranger put on a website.

I don't believe in horoscopes. What can a cluster of stars that are light years away from each other tell you about you – a little spec of dust on a slightly bigger spec of dust?

Now, reading tea leaves, there you have some real science...

i am eating sunflower seeds.

good point.
nicely done, kelly.

If yilou sincerely believe in astrology and make life-effecting changes based on it, then I apologize.

Howevcer, if you're basing these decisions on a generic, one-size-fits-all newspaper or internet horoscope, then I'm back to hocum because the "Dear Gemini, today you'll make new friends" are deliberately vague in order to cover the 50million Geminis out there.

But then, you said you blocked me, (part of a special 10!) So you can't see this.

Chicken innards or runes, Gethsemane or Giza, Machu Picchu or rabbits' feeties... don't care what you believe in - or don't - if you cannae respect your fellow writer, just don't comment, eh? Good. Thank you.

did someone just say something?

Actually, I was disrepecting Kelly's belief in Horoscope. I was pointing out that trusting a big decision to a generic horoscope could have bad consequences.

Hmm... Let me think...

I would have to agree that generic horoscopes are too vague most of the time. However, I think there is something to the process of either having someone do a horoscope for you in particular, or maybe a Tarot reading or some other visual/text system.

Like, I happen to do Tarot readings for myself when I'm feeling a bit lost. I think I'm only capable of telling myself what I know I need to hear (or at least want to hear, if I'm just lacking confidence) - regardless of what cards there are. Sometimes I don't answer my initial question, but rather some other problem that I've been bothered by.

So I guess if you had someone else doing the reading for you, it could still perform the same psychological massage.

Whether it's true, mystical, magical etc. I think comes down to definitions.

So long story short, have you tried Tarot cards? (Runes or Angel cards or anything in between should be just as useful for working through things.)

What's a "void moon"? I haven't come across that particular term before.

Is learning to cast horoscopes yourself a possible answer? (Wouldn't help right now, of course, but perhaps it would help you in the long run.) I can't see generic horoscopes intended for every person born in a particular month being of much use at all, I'm afraid.

KellyAssauer said:

Ahhh! I’m so aggravated!

I keep checking my horoscope on the ‘major’ horoscope websites and they are just junk. One in particular keeps telling me how my day at work is going to be - and what I should expect from my coworkers?

I'm here at home! Gah!

I don’t need this, I need a real horoscope, I have decisions to make, projects to plan and act upon, people I need answers from and I need to know when it's best to ask.

Does anyone know a better resource?

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You need to be a Capricorn. No, really. I used to be a taurus and all the horroscopes said was "Nice job with the ironing but whoa! Lay off the cheese, fatty!" So then I became a Capricorn and suddenly I have a really interesting life, plus everyone loves me. Also, there's cheese. And I should party more, because hey, that's what Capricorns do.

Be a Capricorn. Also, if I could just say - marry a Sag. And may all your babies be dear little pisceses.




okay - yes! Teasing! (Except for the Capricorn thing. Truly - that's true.)