If You Could Change Into an Animal.

If I had to choose, I'd be a goldfish. They can't remember anything more than about 30 seconds past, so I could just be zen and not give a crap.

Or a zombie, for pretty much the same reason.

zombie would be fun...

I'd probably choose cat because I'm jealous of how stupid my kitty gets to act all the time (she's chewing on my purse and trying to reach my alarm clock SIX FEET ABOVE HER HEAD as I type this...), and I really just need more time to sleep.

Also, I'm wearing my old kitty's collar with a jingly bell right now. mew.

~Amber~

A dolphin. I've always had this odd fascination with being them.

human. what other animal has our capacity?

A kracken...and then I'd knock on my step-mother's door....heeeerrrre's KAREY!

Issues?
Moi?

Can I just change into myself, but 20 years younger, and much, much wiser?

That is such a hard question. Animals rock.

I'd probably go with a cheetah. It would be amazing to have all of those physical skills. I'd like to feel that. And they look so cool, too

Hedgehog.

Or hermit crab.

I would be grouchy and hang out under a rock.

LizaJane said:

Can I just change into myself, but 20 years younger, and much, much wiser?

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What she said, but for the perky boobs, not so much the wiser part. I know, I know, brains or beauty...I'm such a shallow person ;D

Hmm. Let me think...

An owl. I'd be able to fly, and turn my head nearly 360 degrees. Who doesn't love that?!?!

A little tropical fish

Orangutan. They're cool. And they always look as though they know something you don't.

What you mean "if you could", huh?

*waits for someone to come along and say "I would be a centaur. Then I'd have hands and a human upper body, but I could walk up to chicks and say "Hey, I'm totally hung like a centaur, baby.""*

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Cliff Face said:

*waits for someone to come along and say "I would be a centaur. Then I'd have hands and a human upper body, but I could walk up to chicks and say "Hey, I'm totally hung like a centaur, baby.""*

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*spews tea*

Oooh, too many goodies to choose from. But if I've got to pick one... I'd go butterfly. On one condition, I want it on a nice, warm late spring-day.

I'd visit all those lovely flowers to see if they actually taste as good as they look and smell. I'd exhaust myself in aerial arobatics. I'd see all around me with my compound eyes. I'd fly through treetops, over this branch, under that one, through those leaves. Sounds like fun. I'd show off my pretty colours to children to see their happy awestruck faces.

I would be a bear and frolick through my suburban neighborhood all day. I wouldn't eat anyone, but I'd probably growl at a few people, especially that lady who lets her dog s%$! on my front lawn every morning.

Sue_L said:

I would be a bear and frolick through my suburban neighborhood all day. I wouldn't eat anyone, but I'd probably growl at a few people, especially that lady who lets her dog s%$! on my front lawn every morning.

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I'd eat the dog.

BeatrixKiddo said:

That's easy. Dragon. Fly around and set stuff on fire. Best pretend animal EVER.

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Pfft!

I think I would want to be a bat. I don't fancy a mouthful of flies and I definitely wouldn't try hanging upside down (= a sure-fire way of smashing my head up) but I do like the idea of flying with those wings...

I have it on good authority that I'm already a platypus.

Lots of mismatched parts and I show poisoned claws when irritated too much.

I'd like to be a duck that lives in a pond in a nice town...they have it all. They can fly, swim and walk on land. We have mallards around here and they are so adorable.