A new title for my book

I've decided to retitle my book. So place your votes for the new title and win a prize.

The prize is a signed picture of me. Hiding underneath your bed.

OK, I lied about the prize.

It's actually a picture of me hiding in your shower.

He's already got that picture.

Alpha Echo said:

I went with Shut Up You Bald Fool

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*weeps*

Alpha Echo said:

Don't worry. I pretend I don't notice that my husband's hair is thinning quite a bit on top and that he'll probably have to shave his whole head to avoid the horseshoe before he's 40.

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I had to do that before I turned 30.

Silent Rob said:

I voted for the Wankpire Diaries (in my head)!

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Deviant.

cray said:

i don't know anything about your book title, seun, but i do want to say that i am impressed with how your hair is coming in.

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Thanks. It's the mainly fish diet.

My cats love me, anyway. One sat on my chest on Sunday morning and woke me up by breathing in my face and kneading my neck in the vain hope I was his mum and would give him milk. Or I'd get up and clean his pooey tray.

So it's legless then?

Faster Than The Speed of Love looks like the winner. I best ask the makers of Family Guy if that's OK with them.