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seun
10-05-2011, 01:58 PM
I've decided to retitle my book. So place your votes for the new title and win a prize.

The prize is a signed picture of me. Hiding underneath your bed.

dcstone
10-05-2011, 02:31 PM
good luck with your new book

seun
10-05-2011, 02:58 PM
OK, I lied about the prize.

It's actually a picture of me hiding in your shower.

alleycat
10-05-2011, 03:03 PM
I'll offer an alternate: The Vampire da Vinci.


If I win please send my prize to Haggis.

seun
10-05-2011, 03:06 PM
He's already got that picture.

Alpha Echo
10-05-2011, 03:27 PM
I went with Shut Up You Bald Fool

seun
10-05-2011, 03:30 PM
I went with Shut Up You Bald Fool

*weeps*

Alpha Echo
10-05-2011, 03:33 PM
*weeps*

Don't worry. I pretend I don't notice that my husband's hair is thinning quite a bit on top and that he'll probably have to shave his whole head to avoid the horseshoe before he's 40.

seun
10-05-2011, 03:37 PM
Don't worry. I pretend I don't notice that my husband's hair is thinning quite a bit on top and that he'll probably have to shave his whole head to avoid the horseshoe before he's 40.

I had to do that before I turned 30.

Alpha Echo
10-05-2011, 03:41 PM
I had to do that before I turned 30.

Funny...my brother-in-law, also by the name of Sean (but obviously spelled differently) had the same issue. :tongue

Silent Rob
10-05-2011, 03:49 PM
I voted for the Wankpire Diaries (in my head)!

seun
10-05-2011, 03:56 PM
I voted for the Wankpire Diaries (in my head)!

Deviant.

Snitchcat
10-05-2011, 04:27 PM
Voted for "The Alternate Bakini: Secrets of Brown and Dang". :tongue

Uncarved
10-05-2011, 04:50 PM
I vote for "Vampires with Sunny Dispositions"

cray
10-05-2011, 05:14 PM
i don't know anything about your book title, seun, but i do want to say that i am impressed with how your hair is coming in.

seun
10-05-2011, 05:40 PM
i don't know anything about your book title, seun, but i do want to say that i am impressed with how your hair is coming in.

Thanks. It's the mainly fish diet.

alleycat
10-05-2011, 05:44 PM
You should rub the fish on your head.

I'm not sure it will grew hair, but you'll be loved by cats.

seun
10-05-2011, 06:05 PM
My cats love me, anyway. One sat on my chest on Sunday morning and woke me up by breathing in my face and kneading my neck in the vain hope I was his mum and would give him milk. Or I'd get up and clean his pooey tray.

scarletpeaches
10-05-2011, 06:07 PM
I've decided to retitle my book. So place your votes for the new title and win a prize.

The prize is a signed picture of me. Hiding underneath your bed.You must be very thin. My bed is a Douglas Bader model*.

*It has no legs.

seun
10-05-2011, 06:41 PM
So it's legless then?

Priene
10-05-2011, 10:44 PM
You should call it If You're Going to {name of shite town redacted} (Be Sure to Stash a Flick Knife in Your Sock).

Button
10-05-2011, 11:18 PM
Twilight Da Vinci-Potter and the The Secret of the Help

rhymegirl
10-06-2011, 01:32 AM
How about The Bald Da Vinci?

Hiroko
10-06-2011, 02:40 AM
I picked two. Don't hurt me.

seun
10-06-2011, 11:40 AM
Faster Than The Speed of Love looks like the winner. I best ask the makers of Family Guy if that's OK with them. :D

BrianJamesFreeman
10-06-2011, 04:18 PM
I don't think you could go wrong with Faster Than The Speed of Love! Here's a possible cover design for you:

http://cemeterydance.com/images/customer/Speed_of_Love.jpg

Brian

Lavern08
10-06-2011, 08:32 PM
... Get Up and Clean His Pooey Tray.

I think that ^ would make a super-duper title for your book, Sir. :tongue