Just, you know, for stuff they say. Starting with mine -
"There's nothing like food when you're hungry, is there?"
So you can see why I love him.
"There's nothing like food when you're hungry, is there?"
So you can see why I love him.
Quotes From My Beloved (also, yours)
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"Honey give me your feet before you hurt yourself."
*Followed by epic foot rub*
Insulting, yet sweet
*Followed by epic foot rub*
Insulting, yet sweet
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Who are these children? Can I have one?
Okay - not to be competitive, but - my son, aged nearly-three to his newborn sister as we drove past a church, with a somewhat ostentatious crucifix at the fence -
"You see that house? It's a Turch. You can tell it's a Turch, because it has a T out the front. T for Turch."
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From the Advice for Men Department.
"If a woman asks you for fashion advice, for heaven's sakes don't give it. She was just asking you to be polite." --Me again.
"If a woman asks you for fashion advice, for heaven's sakes don't give it. She was just asking you to be polite." --Me again.
"If I keep doing these lunges and squats, my butt's gonna be jacked up between my shoulder blades. I'll have to sit on the floor to poop." Mine after a vicious workout left me so sore, my husband had to help me sit down on the toilet. God, I love that man.
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My second (and now ex) girlfriend once told me, "I want to stab you in a cemetery."
Incidentally, she was the better of the 2 girlfriends I've had. I actually miss her sometimes...
However, stabbing doesn't fit into my life's plan.
Incidentally, she was the better of the 2 girlfriends I've had. I actually miss her sometimes...
However, stabbing doesn't fit into my life's plan.
Our daughter: "Isn't it funny that the town is Tombstone but the cemetery isn't?" (It's Boot Hill.)
Maryn, who never thought of that
Maryn, who never thought of that
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"If you had to maintain the pool and lawn, the pool would be green and the lawn wouldn't."
In a restaurant, watching three employees deal with a burned-out ceiling light over the check-out counter, "I feel a light bulb joke coming on."
My wife has a great sense of humor. Except when I'm telling the joke.
In a restaurant, watching three employees deal with a burned-out ceiling light over the check-out counter, "I feel a light bulb joke coming on."
My wife has a great sense of humor. Except when I'm telling the joke.
Hub was repairing the wood fence and I asked if he was ready to ask for help. He said, "Nah, I'm going to keep pluckin' away at it."
I stood and watched for a bit and realized he made the right word choice, after all.
I stood and watched for a bit and realized he made the right word choice, after all.
My hubby, after I did or said something that was apparently very me.
*hug* "You're so weird. That's why we love you."
The "we" was including the kids. He doesn't have a Gollum complex.
My eldest, speculating on his siblings, and hubby and my multiple coincidental ties to our place of origin. "At least I know I'm not inbred."
The poor kid. He's my clone right down to his sense of humor.
*hug* "You're so weird. That's why we love you."
The "we" was including the kids. He doesn't have a Gollum complex.
My eldest, speculating on his siblings, and hubby and my multiple coincidental ties to our place of origin. "At least I know I'm not inbred."
The poor kid. He's my clone right down to his sense of humor.
My Dad stopped by today and my Aunt wanted him to take her on an errand.
Me-"For Dog sake take the woman so I can five minutes of peace."
Dad-"Think about this. If I take her, you'll be left here with yourself, and there's no escape from you now is there."
That's my Dad.
Me-"For Dog sake take the woman so I can five minutes of peace."
Dad-"Think about this. If I take her, you'll be left here with yourself, and there's no escape from you now is there."
That's my Dad.
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That shouldn't be funny, but I'm laughing my socks off right now.
A (paraphrased) conversation between sis and mum, with me making a cameo.
Sis: "I'm not going in the shower while the workmen are outside. You can see in the window!"
Mum: "Oh, you can't see much through there."
Sis looks at me as if, "She actually looked in there expecting to see something?"
Me: *giggle*
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