About those Pants?

Which leg first?

  • Right Leg

    Votes: 10 43.5%
  • Left Leg

    Votes: 8 34.8%
  • Both Legs

    Votes: 2 8.7%
  • Never wear pants

    Votes: 1 4.3%
  • Only Orlando Bloom breeches.

    Votes: 2 8.7%
  • Shut-up and have more eggplant

    Votes: 3 13.0%

  • Total voters
    23
  • Poll closed .

KellyAssauer

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Most fellows wear pants. Since we're all 'fellow writers'... then we must therefore all wear pants. If we all have to wear pants... which leg goes in first?
 
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Silent Rob

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Both, of course.

Are you high?
 

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So...we can start a thread with just about any random subject? Cool.

You began your argument with the statement "most fellows wear pants," then proceed to claim that all fellow writers wear pants. The flaw in your theory is in assuming that, let's say, Rob, is wearing pants when indeed he could at this moment be wearing a kilt. Therefore, not all fellow writers wear pants, but most do. So, I believe the answer to your question is, the left.
 

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You began your argument with the statement ...

You're right. It's probably best that I leave symbolic logic and singular syllogisms alone at 5:30 in the morning before I've had any coffee... I'll try this again:

If: I'm a writer posting on AW (T)
Then: I must respect my fellow writers (T)

If: Most fellows wear pants (T)
Then: I should wear pants. (?)

So.... if I should wear pants... What's your best, or most commom method of putting them on?

:D

Better?
 

kayleamay

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Never wear pants.

Kilts, shorts and togas only.

If none of these are acceptable, just be nekkid.
 

Silent Rob

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I like Fred's answer the best.

It's the only one that's real.
 

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*chest bumps Ginger*
 
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1. If you respect your fellow writers, and
2. if most fellows wear pants, then
c. it stands to reason that you respect your fellow writer's pants.

So I conclude that the best method of putting them on would be with your hands.
 

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pants-on-the-ground.jpg
 

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Differences in usage of "pants" really makes for interesting cogitation. Maybe?

I'm tired. Shush. :tongue
 

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The words Guru, Swami, Super Swami, Master, Teacher, Murshid, Yogi, Priest,
Most of those sporting such a title are just peacocks.

The litmus test is: hold them upside down over a cliff for a few hours.
If they don’t wet their pants, maybe you found a real one.

-Kabir


(Translation by Daniel Ladinsky, Love Poems from God, New York: Penguin Group, 2002.)​
 

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So only seven people in this entire place wear pants...




That's somewhat frightening. ;)
 

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Runs into the thread, panting from exertion.

Who wears short shorts?
Do you dare wear short shorts?
Sorry. Just a little jingle there.

Runs back out 'cause I can't remember which leg I stick in first.
 

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I alternate which leg goes in first...

So I voted for "Right" and "Left" - but never "Both"!!

You must have a really good memory. I'd never be able to keep track of which one went first yesterday. :D
 

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Well, I was kind of guessing... Although after my morning shower today I noticed I put my left leg in first, while I'm pretty sure I do right first when I'm just getting out of bed.

*shrug*
 

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"Right" and "Left" - but never "Both"!!

So that's that sorted :)
 
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Come to think of it, I probably have put both legs on at the same time in certain circumstances...

*gets self-conscious about the fact that he's the only person in this thread who seems to be taking the question seriously*

:tongue