I'm really worried . . .

about Mrs. Pepper on "Blue's Clues."

Apparently she and Mr. Salt are not married to each other--where's Mr. Pepper? And yet she and Mr. Salt cohabit and even have a few kids together.

But are they really Mr. Salt's kids? They look nothing like him--both Cinnamon and Paprika are red-toned. Is it a genetic mutation, or is she sneaking around?

This couple isn't even on a first-name basis, either.

And have you listened to them argue? Frankly, their arguing gets rather heated, with Mr. Salt always trying to have the last word, and they fight about trivial things like "Which food belongs with the other red foods?" and such. It wouldn't surprise me, though, to find out that Mr. Salt has given Mrs. Pepper a black eye or two.

The kids do seem okay--for now, considering all the bickering they've witnessed thus far. Only time will tell if they're going to need a good therapist or not.

(Reduced to finding the soap operatics of kid's TV shows . . .)

I'm sorry!

I didn't mean to scare anyone. No, baby and I are fine!

As documented in the DVD version of "Blue's Clues" entitled "Get to Know Joe!" Steve went to college to study music, astronomy, and something else. I remember one of the kids on the show saying, "You're gonna do great at college, Steve!" I thought, no he won't. He's gonna get his a** kicked! He's waaay to happy, wears the same shirt all the time, and is waaay too old to be acting like he's six.

Oobi's sorta grown on me, over time and the death of many brain cells. I'm okay w/ parts of Boobah, regardless of the farting sounds and the strangeness of the "story people."

Yeah, I think Tinky Winky is stereotypically gay. (But I know some straight men that act more gay than TW does.) I won't keep my kids from watching it unless he and the other Teletubbies start fornicating w/ each other. And they'd all better keep their hands offa Po!