The I Never thread

seun · Sep 20, 2011

I never learnt to drive.

What about you? What's your I never...?

Undercover · Sep 20, 2011

I never went scuba diving. But I can always change that when I become rich and famous...(umm yeah, right!)

Priene · Sep 20, 2011

I've never gone cold turkey in a shed in Albuquerque

seun · Sep 20, 2011

I've seen a horse fly. I've seen a dragon fly. But I've never seen Super Fly.

Uh...hang on a second...

Jehhillenberg · Sep 20, 2011

I've never rode a unicorn.

scarletpeaches · Sep 20, 2011

I never learned to drive or swim. I've never been abroad. Never flown anywhere. And I've never been to Me.

moth · Sep 20, 2011

*great gulping sobs*

I never learned to read!

Belle_91 · Sep 20, 2011

I have never been out of the United States...even when visting my cousins who live in hour outside of Canada.

moth · Sep 20, 2011

I never made it to the top of the big stairstep pyramid at Chichen Itza. Got 2/3 of the way up, looked back, chickened out.

If I ever go back there....well you can guess.

areteus · Sep 20, 2011

I did learn to drive, I just learnt so badly I never passed the test (though once I get time and money at the same time, it is on my to do list to retake

)

KellyAssauer · Sep 20, 2011

I never said that wouldn't leave a mark...

Priene · Sep 20, 2011

I've been to paradise, ~~but I've never been to me~~.

Edit: Scarlet beat me to it. Again.

alleycat · Sep 20, 2011

I've never been able to finish a Henry James novel.

seun · Sep 20, 2011

I've never seen the Star Wars prequels. And I haven't watched any of the original films in easily fifteen years.

Priene · Sep 20, 2011

I've never smoked a cigarette, taken illegal narcotics, voted Tory, bought a men's magazine or embarked on a journey of profound emotion growth by appearing in a Reality TV show.

cray · Sep 20, 2011

i've never walked around with a live badger in my pants.

seun · Sep 20, 2011

cray said:
i've never walked around with a live badger in my pants.

Pfft. You haven't lived.

Serena Casey · Sep 20, 2011

I've never kissed anyone besides my hubby. :heart:

Mr Flibble · Sep 20, 2011

I have never been mistaken for Bobby Ball OR Tommy Cooper.

JSDR · Sep 20, 2011

I never learned how to ride a bike well. I can get on and go straight, but no turning or stopping...

scarletpeaches · Sep 20, 2011

IdiotsRUs said:
I have never been mistaken for Bobby Ball OR Tommy Cooper.

Only because you look more like Stu Francis.

"Ooh, I could crush a grape!"

aadams73 · Sep 20, 2011

I've never posted in this thread.

Alpha Echo · Sep 20, 2011

I've never read any of the Harry Potter books or seen the movies.

Mr Flibble · Sep 20, 2011

scarletpeaches said:
Only because you look more like Stu Francis.

"Ooh, I could crush a grape!"

Closer than you think - check your reps!

I have never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

A couple of imps and some satyrs, yes, but not the devil.

Lavern08 · Sep 20, 2011

I've never smoked marijuana.

(But I did unknowingly eat a coupla "hash" brownies)

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