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Perks
09-06-2011, 06:38 PM
Drove by too fast to get a picture, but saw this on a church's lawn sign yesterday in central Virginia -


Exposure to the Son prevents burning

scarletpeaches
09-06-2011, 06:41 PM
Or there's this old chestnut:

CH--CH. WHAT'S MISSING?

alleycat
09-06-2011, 06:45 PM
http://newmediapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/funny-church-sign.jpg

Perks
09-06-2011, 06:50 PM
We had one here that said,


God still checks his knee mail.

kayleamay
09-06-2011, 07:36 PM
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71157_113117575769_3507627_n.jpg

Ambrosia
09-06-2011, 07:45 PM
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71157_113117575769_3507627_n.jpg

I find that really quite disturbing. I wonder if they realized what they actually said. :ROFL:


http://newmediapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/funny-church-sign.jpg

However, it may be the closest to heaven some people will ever get.

backslashbaby
09-06-2011, 09:16 PM
Hee hee. I think he/she can, yes :)

I like that Catholic church one!

Kaiser-Kun
09-06-2011, 09:18 PM
I liked this one:

http://www.tribeofjesus.org/Don't%20Make%20Me%20Come%20Down%20There.jpg

Uncarved
09-06-2011, 09:19 PM
Drove by too fast to get a picture, but saw this on a church's lawn sign yesterday in central Virginia -



Exposure to the Son prevents burning



There has to be a handbook of these. The church next to our walmart in NW Georgia says:

Prevent Burning: Use Son Block

bettielee
09-07-2011, 05:09 AM
I can answer this the same thing I answered to another thread.

You've clearly never seen God after my cats made barfs on the floor and I've stepped in it.

thothguard51
09-07-2011, 06:05 AM
Can God groan?

Everytime a new reality TV is aired, or if you prefer, everytime a politician makes a promise. Take your choice...

CACTUSWENDY
09-07-2011, 07:09 AM
Link does not work......?