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Here are some favs. Feel free to add.
10) I'm the next Hemingway...well, I'm more wordy than that and I tend to use ellipses...but I'm writing the next great American novel.
9) I'm going to be richer than J.K.Rowling and Stephanie Meyer put together.
8) It will be easy to find an agent. So easy, the agent will seek me out rather than the other way around.
7) Edits? What edits? The editor will understand my prose is an intentional choice of style and not the result of sloppy writing mistakes of craft.
6) Oprah will love my book. She'll restart her book of the month club just for me.
5) The book tour will be financed by the publisher and include my whole family on one of those very cool million dollar Canadian buses. The kids will love seeing the country. We'll eat well. It will garner a lot of great press and buzz.
4) The New York Times will love my book. They will say nice things about me, my books, my style and my dog if I had a dog, because they love the book.
3) My book will be a movie and it will be nominated for best adapted screen play and I will go to the Academy awards ceremony and get my picture taken with Oprah, George Clooney and any other stars that stop me and say, "Can you autograph my book? I love it and have read it over and over again." I will have writer's cramp by the end of the evening because I've signed my name so much. I will start signing books with initials to deal with the pain but be true to the fans.
2) A prestigious university, (its English department weeping with joy), will offer me a position teaching writing and a course just on my book alone, which I will accept. They will also give me an honorary Ph.D. because of the book.
1) It should only take about a month or two to write.
and a final fantasy, I won't misspell anything ever again. Delusions! Sheesh!
10) I'm the next Hemingway...well, I'm more wordy than that and I tend to use ellipses...but I'm writing the next great American novel.
9) I'm going to be richer than J.K.Rowling and Stephanie Meyer put together.
8) It will be easy to find an agent. So easy, the agent will seek me out rather than the other way around.
7) Edits? What edits? The editor will understand my prose is an intentional choice of style and not the result of sloppy writing mistakes of craft.
6) Oprah will love my book. She'll restart her book of the month club just for me.
5) The book tour will be financed by the publisher and include my whole family on one of those very cool million dollar Canadian buses. The kids will love seeing the country. We'll eat well. It will garner a lot of great press and buzz.
4) The New York Times will love my book. They will say nice things about me, my books, my style and my dog if I had a dog, because they love the book.
3) My book will be a movie and it will be nominated for best adapted screen play and I will go to the Academy awards ceremony and get my picture taken with Oprah, George Clooney and any other stars that stop me and say, "Can you autograph my book? I love it and have read it over and over again." I will have writer's cramp by the end of the evening because I've signed my name so much. I will start signing books with initials to deal with the pain but be true to the fans.
2) A prestigious university, (its English department weeping with joy), will offer me a position teaching writing and a course just on my book alone, which I will accept. They will also give me an honorary Ph.D. because of the book.
1) It should only take about a month or two to write.
and a final fantasy, I won't misspell anything ever again. Delusions! Sheesh!
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