Heard at a writing workshop

"Phrases that start with 'sea of' come right out of the writer's Pez dispenser of overused metaphors."

"Yeah? I wish I knew where I could get one of those!"

"Just get a copy of Twilight, open to a random page, and plagiarize."

ChaosTitan said:

Don't they know that Twilight jokes are so 2010?

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Well, sure. I liked the "Pez dispenser" part of it. You can swap out "Twilight" for whatever the flavor of the week is and it will still work.