With the Rugby world cup beginning next month, it would be interesting to hear the views of any Rugby fans on the site. Any predictions as to who's going to perform or even the eventual winners.
We're going to tank if we don't get our bloody finger out.
Have faith, remember 2007, losing 38-0 to South Africa in the group match?
As a Kiwi I am quietly confident...
Having seen the last 4 performances of the Irish, they are going to get a total thumping.
The press are our secret weapon. Jonno's plan: the squad flies in as an utter shambles, spawn an undeserved victory against the Argies and go out on a memory-obliterating dwarf-speckled bender. Next morning, the Daily Fester publishes some grainy footage that for all the world looks like Phil Mitchell staring down Holly Valance's cleavage. The squad unites in their utter hatred of our tabloid scum and scrape grimly past multiple opponents en route to an unlikely final.
That's pretty much how we won Agincourt, as it happens.