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08-11-2011, 07:07 AM
I got an answering machine for my phone a couple of days ago and recorded a funny message.

In fact, a humourous person with lots of imagination can come up with some pretty funny lines. Since this part of the forum is used for having fun, I say we share some of those funny messages all just for laughs.

Here's the message I recorded on mine.

"Hello? (silence, then laughter) Gotcha! The joke's on you! It's just my answering machine. Why don't you just leave a message and I'll call you back later? Hey, wait for the beep! Beep! (Beep)

08-11-2011, 07:10 AM
The Cajun's:

*call tone when you've called a wrong number* 555-1111 is unavailable right now. Please leave a message after the tone.

And it's so confusing when you first call because you think you really did dial wrong. :)

08-11-2011, 07:37 AM
A is for Academics, B is for Beer, C is for Sex. Oh wait, no it's not. One of these is the reason I can't come to the phone.