mkcbunny says she's run out of material, so I'll provide a shameless imitation.
Yesterday a xxxx xxxxxx was xxxxxxx in our xxxxxxxxxxxx. This has never happened before. The police were called, but there was nothing they could do. The xxx xxxx took xxxx xxxxxxxx from a xxxxxx and was last seen xxxxxx xxxx.
Yesterday a xxxx xxxxxx was xxxxxxx in our xxxxxxxxxxxx. This has never happened before. The police were called, but there was nothing they could do. The xxx xxxx took xxxx xxxxxxxx from a xxxxxx and was last seen xxxxxx xxxx.