I bring you good tidings of great joy!

I'm really glad to hear that you've got some decent news at last--it's about freakin' time somebody saw how good you are!

Can I defer reading samples until after this month? Or is it a limited-time offer? ("Now what would you pay?")

Maryn, really pleased in your behalf

[melodic sounds]

You have mail.

Yay for you!

I promise I'm not making this up

Lantern Jack said:

There's nothing sexier than an airborne sister...in a dress!

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I will now amaze and shock you by revealing that 25 years ago I was a nun...in habit...with veil. Not the wingy-kind (Sister of Charity). I was a Franciscan (basic black).

Think about this as I return your memoir chapter critiques over the next few weeks...

- the Lily