- Joined
- Jan 19, 2011
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- Rain-swept dystopia.
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Given that this vicious summer cold feels bad enough to be a plague causing the end days.
And what a plague it'll be. Summer cold zombies shuffling around in their pajamas, snuffling through their blocked up noses, moaning slightly. 'vitamin c' they'll howl. 'please, vitamin c!'
The world stocks of vitamin c and multivitamins will be depleted. People will stop going to work. CHAOS WILL REIGN IN THE STREETS.
And the fact that this snotty end of days originates with me, Mrs 'let me teach you how to survive the apocalypse' will be the ultimate in ironies.
I apologise for the bleak future I didn't plan to create. If you feel any pity for me- any at all- please send me some new pajamas and some lemsip.
And what a plague it'll be. Summer cold zombies shuffling around in their pajamas, snuffling through their blocked up noses, moaning slightly. 'vitamin c' they'll howl. 'please, vitamin c!'
The world stocks of vitamin c and multivitamins will be depleted. People will stop going to work. CHAOS WILL REIGN IN THE STREETS.
And the fact that this snotty end of days originates with me, Mrs 'let me teach you how to survive the apocalypse' will be the ultimate in ironies.
I apologise for the bleak future I didn't plan to create. If you feel any pity for me- any at all- please send me some new pajamas and some lemsip.