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Jaycinth
11-07-2005, 11:01 PM
I didn't know this:


A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Now I'm worried! What else don't I know?:Wha:

aspier
11-07-2005, 11:06 PM
Wham!

rtilryarms
11-07-2005, 11:09 PM
Wham!

Here is the rrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssttttt of the story:

Twit? You might be surprised... (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/020329.html)

aka eraser
11-07-2005, 11:10 PM
I didn't know this:



A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
Now I'm worried! What else don't I know?:Wha:


Maybe this?...A whale's penis is called a dork.

Tiaga
11-07-2005, 11:12 PM
Geez my brother-in-law is related to both Whales and Goldfish. http://absolutewrite.com/forums/images/icons/icon12.gif

Cabria
11-07-2005, 11:36 PM
Geez my brother-in-law is related to both Whales and Goldfish. http://absolutewrite.com/forums/images/icons/icon12.gif

:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

So is mine! They should get together!!

Jaycinth
11-07-2005, 11:45 PM
Whoo Hooo! Whooo Hooo!
See My IQ?
It's up to TWO!!!

JAlpha
11-08-2005, 12:24 AM
Now I'm worried! What else don't I know?:Wha:

A hoe ain't always
a hoe
you know

http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/th_INGardenfarmer.gif (http://photobucket.com/albums/c34/JAlpha/?action=view&current=INGardenfarmer.gif)

aspier
11-08-2005, 12:38 AM
Here is the rrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssttttt of the story:

Twit? You might be surprised... (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/020329.html)


Doinggg! Doinggg! Flap tap ... that's when a whale wants to make love. He gives the pregnant goldfish a tap on the shoulder with a fin. This can't be true hoe, can it?

Little Ed was of the opinion that a twit is somebody who believes what he reads on E-mail lists!

Gehanna
11-08-2005, 01:00 AM
LMAO!

I didn't know that but, I do now. :)

Mac H.
11-08-2005, 03:20 AM
I didn't know this: pregnant goldfish is called a twit.It's good that you didn't know it.

Because it isn't true.

Think for a moment - fish lay eggs. That is where caviar comes from.

And since when have you heard someone talking about a chicken being pregnant????

Mac
(Check out wikipedia if you don't trust logic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldfish )

writerterri
11-08-2005, 03:24 AM
A dude is a wart on an elephants butt. *snicker*


Hey, dude! What's up you dorky twit?

writerterri
11-08-2005, 03:25 AM
Oh, man! I don't think I'll ever be able to call my husband a dork with a straight face.

Kida Adelyne
11-08-2005, 03:54 AM
Here is the rrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssttttt of the story:

Twit? You might be surprised... (http://www.straightdope.com/columns/020329.html)

I'm reading this and what is going through my mind: some people have way to much time on their hands. :ROFL:

September skies
11-08-2005, 04:02 AM
goldfish got twit by doing twix

robeiae
11-08-2005, 08:41 AM
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit
How can a cracker get pregnant? And what's with the pretzel ones? That's just plain dumb...

Rob :)

aspier
11-08-2005, 11:03 AM
I'm reading this and what is going through my mind: some people have way to much time on their hands. :ROFL:


Because twits, whales, goldfishes, dorks and flappy-tappies are time-line dookies! Nix mixes are also something and we are all has got to be on our guard. I mean knowledge is a wonderful thing! You got to admit that, no?

poetinahat
11-08-2005, 11:13 AM
Hmmm -- I remember reading that a 'twerp' was the sound of a bathtub fart. I'll have to hunt down the source....

aspier
11-08-2005, 11:25 AM
Hmmm -- I remember reading that a 'twerp' was the sound of a bathtub fart. I'll have to hunt down the source....


Wash mouth! Wash mouth! Farts in the bath are as welcome as one in an astronaut suit. It lingers till you get back from the moon. Boy, is this dumb threat developing!

WerenCole
09-28-2006, 10:01 PM
I found this thread and I thought I might just agree with the title of it. . .



(love ya Jay baby. . . bottle of chianti? Thats Chee-ant-ee. . .)

Jaycinth
09-28-2006, 10:51 PM
You are a bad boy, Weren.
Besides, this week, I'm into Merlot.

Pronounced...Murr -low. (Like Murr-Lan...but without the Governor.)

sassandgroove
09-28-2006, 10:53 PM
LOL

Soccer Mom
09-28-2006, 11:44 PM
Oh, man! I don't think I'll ever be able to call my husband a dork with a straight face.

Sure you can. It's a compliment to say he's hung like a whale :D

TeddyG
09-28-2006, 11:55 PM
I am sooooooooooooo tempted..
but I luvs JC so I am gonna keep real quiet....

davids
09-29-2006, 01:11 AM
A twit and a git got together-just think of that result!!!!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2006, 02:23 AM
Wash mouth! Wash mouth! Farts in the bath are as welcome as one in an astronaut suit. It lingers till you get back from the moon. Boy, is this dumb threat developing!

There's just something particularly... sticky... about a moist fart.

SpookyWriter
09-29-2006, 02:28 AM
Sure you can. It's a compliment to say he's hung like a whale :D:roll: Much less like a sardine.

SpookyWriter
09-29-2006, 02:28 AM
There's just something particularly... sticky... about a moist fart.Kind of like a smoorge?

aadams73
09-29-2006, 03:14 AM
There's just something particularly... sticky... about a moist fart.

I think it was in Along Came Polly where Philip Seymour Hoffman mentions that he just sharted.

aadams73
09-29-2006, 03:26 AM
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (I wonder, though, if they remember that they're pregnant?)


That's why they call them twits, because they keep forgetting.

aadams73
09-29-2006, 03:32 AM
This is one of those uncomfortable moments where I'm not sure if you're serious or merely taking the p!ss. :)

aadams73
09-29-2006, 03:34 AM
It's because you do "dead pan" so well.

robeiae
09-29-2006, 04:06 AM
Two-thirds of the world's eggplants are grown in New Jersey.Are the other third still in Sicily?

WerenCole
09-29-2006, 05:29 AM
You are a bad boy, Weren.
Besides, this week, I'm into Merlot.

Pronounced...Murr -low. (Like Murr-Lan...but without the Governor.)


Hey now. . . thats Mur-Lot. . . . and it comes in a box! Man your dumb...

Soccer Mom
09-29-2006, 06:48 AM
Tomato is a fruit and not a vegetable.

*looks around* Isn't this the useless information thread? Did I take a wrong turn again at Get With The Genre?

expatbrat
09-29-2006, 05:10 PM
To open jars turn the lid anti-clockwise.

expatbrat
09-29-2006, 05:11 PM
Guppies do get pregnant.

Jaycinth
09-29-2006, 05:17 PM
Hey now. . . thats Mur-Lot. . . . and it comes in a box! Man your dumb...

Hey....like boxie juices? How cool is that?

expatbrat
09-29-2006, 05:25 PM
Tigers do not make ideal childrens pets. Really - it is so lucky I found this thread where I can teach your dumb a$$ all this important stuff.

WerenCole
09-29-2006, 08:12 PM
Hey....like boxie juices? How cool is that?


That would be pretty cool actually. . . I can imagine walking around campus with my "juice" boxes all day. . .

I have an assortment. . . in the morning I have my riesling juice box, later a pinot, in the afternoon a petit syrah and before my 7pm class a nice box of Chee Ant Tee

scarletpeaches
09-29-2006, 08:29 PM
The dot above an 'i' is called a tittle.

writerterri
09-29-2006, 08:31 PM
Maybe this?...A whale's penis is called a dork.



That has me worried. I keep telling people that when I call them a dork, it means I really dig them.

Think I'm in trouble?

scarletpeaches
09-29-2006, 08:32 PM
That has me worried. I keep telling people that when I call them a dork, it means I really dig them.

Think I'm in trouble?

No, think you're in for a good time.

clockwork
09-29-2006, 08:34 PM
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (I wonder, though, if they remember that they're pregnant?)

Our survey says...

http://nootropics.com/intelligence/smartfish.html

writerterri
09-29-2006, 08:59 PM
No, think you're in for a good time.


:ROFL:

Soccer Mom
09-30-2006, 01:25 AM
I think it's sexual harassment, Terri. Jenna's gonna go all wrathy on you.

clockwork
09-30-2006, 05:18 AM
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h134/clockwork9/1-1.jpg

clockwork
09-30-2006, 08:19 PM
Now that is just blatant poking. You sir are poking a stick at the dead kitten!

I think it's my best post ever. I may just use it in my sig line.

(though Jenna would probably take your side on this one because I posted a picture which is fast becoming a no-no)

*runs for cover*