View Full Version : Press Delete

06-28-2011, 06:01 AM

Caitlin Black
06-28-2011, 07:05 AM
It didn't do anything... *keeps pressing delete*


06-28-2011, 07:50 AM

Caitlin Black
06-28-2011, 07:57 AM

06-28-2011, 08:14 AM
Is this an accidental thread?

Purple Rose
06-28-2011, 08:41 AM
Hello Lisa? Hello? Where are you hiding? ooops, it's night time for you.

Anywayz...you can't start a thread, have us press delete "now", we do that (ok, I didn't but Cliff evidently did) and then you disappear!!!! Noooooo!!! Well I suppose you can but it would be great if you could stick around the first 24 hours to enusre all goes well. I mean, what if one of us had pressed "delete" and then promptly deleted ourselves??? What if?

So what now??

06-28-2011, 08:44 AM
Uh-oh, looks like a hack to me. Ya'all just gave up all your banks! Don't press delete! Press Return! Get it back, get it back!


06-28-2011, 08:45 AM
Press alt+f4

06-28-2011, 08:50 AM
Your system has been infected with the Honour System virus. Please delete the contents of your hard drive immediately.

06-28-2011, 09:12 AM
It's the Bad Times Virus! Don't bother with Delete, it's too late! We're All DOOMED!!!!!!1!!1!

Caitlin Black
06-28-2011, 11:17 AM
This is exactly why I don't do Internet banking.

06-28-2011, 02:26 PM
This is exactly why I don't do Internet banking.
Me neither. I keep all my Internets in a sock under the mattress.

Caitlin Black
06-28-2011, 02:28 PM
My sock went digital, and someone scammed me out of all the coins in the heel.

Stoopid 21st century socks...

06-28-2011, 05:25 PM
My delete took me back a page... (at least I learnt something!)

06-28-2011, 05:33 PM
Nope... still nothing.

06-28-2011, 05:43 PM
Yep. I pressed delete.


06-28-2011, 05:57 PM

06-28-2011, 06:00 PM
I pressed delete and the sun just blinked.

06-28-2011, 06:51 PM
Great, just great!

Now I have a wart on my right hand.

Purple Rose
06-28-2011, 07:51 PM
Tried it again. Nothing happened. Then tried again and got a chocolate craving which was promptly fulfilled . Something must have worked.

06-28-2011, 07:54 PM
Well, I pressed delete.

There was an ominous peal of thunder and now there's a crack in the sky. I can see something through it, and I'm pretty certain it's a hell universe far beyond ours yet somehow right next to it.

I should look away lest I go mad, but the screaming is very hard to ignore and the flames keep drawing my eyes.

Is this a common problem? Can it be fixed without calling out a professional?

06-28-2011, 08:48 PM
I said xyzzy and nothing happened.

06-28-2011, 08:51 PM
Anninyn, you need to call the nearest Catholic church and get a priest to your house immediately!!!!1

06-28-2011, 08:54 PM
Anninyn, you need to call the nearest Catholic church and get a priest to your house immediately!!!!1
Do they have to be catholic? Only we've got a dozen churches nearby, but I'm pretty certain most of them are CofE. The nearest catholic one is a full 15 minutes walk away, and it's raining fire right now.

06-28-2011, 09:12 PM
In that case you should definitely try to get an Anglican!!!!