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Guardian

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Is this an accidental thread?
 

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Hello Lisa? Hello? Where are you hiding? ooops, it's night time for you.

Anywayz...you can't start a thread, have us press delete "now", we do that (ok, I didn't but Cliff evidently did) and then you disappear!!!! Noooooo!!! Well I suppose you can but it would be great if you could stick around the first 24 hours to enusre all goes well. I mean, what if one of us had pressed "delete" and then promptly deleted ourselves??? What if?

So what now??
 

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Your system has been infected with the Honour System virus. Please delete the contents of your hard drive immediately.
 

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It's the Bad Times Virus! Don't bother with Delete, it's too late! We're All DOOMED!!!!!!1!!1!
 

Charlee

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My delete took me back a page... (at least I learnt something!)
 

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Nope... still nothing.
 

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Yep. I pressed delete.

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Great, just great!

Now I have a wart on my right hand.
 

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Tried it again. Nothing happened. Then tried again and got a chocolate craving which was promptly fulfilled . Something must have worked.
 

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Well, I pressed delete.

There was an ominous peal of thunder and now there's a crack in the sky. I can see something through it, and I'm pretty certain it's a hell universe far beyond ours yet somehow right next to it.

I should look away lest I go mad, but the screaming is very hard to ignore and the flames keep drawing my eyes.

Is this a common problem? Can it be fixed without calling out a professional?
 

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Anninyn, you need to call the nearest Catholic church and get a priest to your house immediately!!!!1
 

Anninyn

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Anninyn, you need to call the nearest Catholic church and get a priest to your house immediately!!!!1
Do they have to be catholic? Only we've got a dozen churches nearby, but I'm pretty certain most of them are CofE. The nearest catholic one is a full 15 minutes walk away, and it's raining fire right now.
 

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In that case you should definitely try to get an Anglican!!!!