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robeiae
06-21-2011, 01:51 AM
The blue owl wants marmalade.

bettielee
06-21-2011, 01:52 AM
banana melons

Mr Flibble
06-21-2011, 01:54 AM
Three colour-blind hedgehogs in a bag.

These Mean Streets
06-21-2011, 02:10 AM
Whut, whut, in the butt.

Mr Flibble
06-21-2011, 02:25 AM
Sheep don't bend that way.

Caitlin Black
06-21-2011, 03:22 AM
The leaning tarantula never falters in his song.

Vito
06-21-2011, 03:51 AM
When you can take the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.

alleycat
06-21-2011, 04:00 AM
A journey of a thousand miles begins with paying an outrageous taxi bill, waiting for three hours, getting strip searched, listening to crying babies, and then having the flight canceled and being stuck in Buffalo for 48 hours . . .

robeiae
06-21-2011, 04:40 AM
The paintbrush lands at dawn.

alleycat
06-21-2011, 04:41 AM
Cats always land on something.

bettielee
06-21-2011, 04:58 AM
Incoming traffic in a public house restroom always has the right of way

Vince524
06-21-2011, 05:09 AM
It is time to choose the flowers for your funeral.

rhymegirl
06-21-2011, 05:35 AM
Robovowels is a strange, strange little man.

leahzero
06-21-2011, 05:45 AM
The seed is strong.

poetinahat
06-21-2011, 05:59 AM
Respect your fallow writer.

alleycat
06-21-2011, 06:01 AM
They say there are more stars in the heavens than grains of sand on all the beaches on earth. Wonder who counted each of them.

Vince524
06-21-2011, 06:06 AM
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

KENFUSION
06-21-2011, 06:32 AM
Dabbling in Mathematical Physics...for my first trick i will prove that Zero doesn't exist ...oh wait. that's a double negative.
OK ,i will prove that negative Zero doesn't exist .
i know cheap shot , right .
pretty easy to prove that nothing doesn't exist.
Now the tough part. reconfiguring my numerical system without Zeros.with a Zero year every 10 years to take away since the year 1 i would have been born in 1765...
DOOOOD, i'm a time traveller !! i was born before my parents(they still have zeros).

Caitlin Black
06-21-2011, 10:04 AM
Agave plants will only shave under moonlight.

Anninyn
06-21-2011, 01:59 PM
The red monkey can't see itself in a mirror.

Caitlin Black
06-21-2011, 02:19 PM
No, Michael, I didn't call the cops.

JimmyB27
06-21-2011, 02:40 PM
He who crosses his bridges before they're hatched laughs longest.

Caitlin Black
06-21-2011, 02:50 PM
There is no I in "Saskatchewan", but neither am I.

KellyAssauer
06-21-2011, 04:05 PM
Knowing where the hockey stick had been, we still needed to dust it for prints.

Undercover
06-21-2011, 04:26 PM
To understand the sandman at the stranded stand you must band the hands of the man in an underground land.

Anninyn
06-21-2011, 04:50 PM
Who knows what the nose knows? Rose knows.

Lavern08
06-21-2011, 06:30 PM
I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden.

Mr Flibble
06-21-2011, 06:34 PM
When the wibber wills, wibber in the wind, the wind can wibber back, oh nice and chubby baby!

robeiae
06-21-2011, 06:37 PM
Only if I get to hold the ladle.

Mr Flibble
06-21-2011, 06:39 PM
I had one once, but the end fell off :(

Voyager
06-21-2011, 06:46 PM
What a wonderful bird the frog are.

shyne
06-21-2011, 09:32 PM
Unda dah sea

Vince524
06-21-2011, 10:23 PM
I once thought I was wrong, but it turned out I was mistaken.

bettielee
06-21-2011, 10:26 PM
the owls pass at noon

Lavern08
06-21-2011, 10:39 PM
Does anybody really know what time it is?

shyne
06-21-2011, 10:42 PM
What if Friday doesn't exist

Chris P
06-21-2011, 10:44 PM
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to apologize.

shyne
06-21-2011, 10:48 PM
@ssholes have @ssholes

Lavern08
06-21-2011, 10:50 PM
But, but, but what about the William Tell Overture?

cray
06-21-2011, 11:22 PM
potato salad!

regdog
06-21-2011, 11:23 PM
Nah, chicken salad

Lavern08
06-21-2011, 11:33 PM
Fifteen minutes could save you 15% at You-Know-Where

robeiae
06-22-2011, 12:39 AM
The tall ones need more grease.

GailD
06-22-2011, 02:48 AM
Witch doctors are dispelled.

Williebee
06-22-2011, 02:52 AM
Can I?
Depends, do you have it on?

CaroGirl
06-22-2011, 02:53 AM
Ophthalmologist is often misspelled. So is misspelled.

Voyager
06-22-2011, 05:36 AM
One does not simply walk into Mordor.

CaroGirl
06-22-2011, 05:39 AM
Do I know you?

CaroGirl
06-22-2011, 05:40 AM
I'm sorry but, if that's your idea of lame, I'll take the candle wax.

poetinahat
06-22-2011, 07:01 AM
I'd suggest asking the local hobos.

mscelina
06-22-2011, 07:02 AM
Wake up; you're in a coma.

LaceWing
06-22-2011, 08:11 AM
Perchance to dream, perchance to dance with the Sandman.

Caitlin Black
06-22-2011, 10:25 AM
Tomorrow is just yesterday 2 days late.

Voyager
06-22-2011, 05:27 PM
Will today be the day that the mime finally escapes the box?

Anninyn
06-22-2011, 06:10 PM
These puppets seem curiously damp.

Sophia
06-22-2011, 06:14 PM
The fly dippeth fully, but the worm is yet restrained.

Lavern08
06-22-2011, 06:52 PM
Shaken, not stirred?

robeiae
06-22-2011, 09:12 PM
If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder.

alleycat
06-22-2011, 09:18 PM
Fish never have homework.

regdog
06-22-2011, 09:19 PM
That got here.

Vince524
06-22-2011, 10:46 PM
I was drunk last night and did what? Really? I took a dump in your tube? Oh, you said sit in with the band, I'm sorry!!!

Thump
06-22-2011, 10:51 PM
You say that now but tomorrow you will say a completely similar thing.

Lavern08
06-22-2011, 11:06 PM
You're so vain, you probably think this thread is about you.

Vince524
06-23-2011, 12:18 AM
Dude, what's with the goat?

Lavern08
06-23-2011, 12:38 AM
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

Sophia
06-23-2011, 12:47 AM
The concrete mixers left, but the giraffes will not forget.

Vince524
06-23-2011, 03:03 AM
The Eagle has landed, the fat man walk alone. (probably because of gas)

Lavern08
06-23-2011, 04:27 AM
Let's give 'em something to talk about.

KellyAssauer
06-23-2011, 05:02 AM
We will... if your finished with the toad?

Caitlin Black
06-23-2011, 05:05 AM
To be in the end of the line is to sit mightily at the foot of a mountain lion.

urbanmum
06-23-2011, 07:51 AM
Three fingers notwithstanding, he was alive when I left.

KellyAssauer
06-23-2011, 05:08 PM
The taxi smelled of apricots and film noir.

Lavern08
06-23-2011, 05:13 PM
They marched in silence, then broke the pitchers.

robeiae
06-23-2011, 07:24 PM
It's not my poodle.

regdog
06-23-2011, 08:45 PM
If I had a dollar for every time that was the answer

Anninyn
06-23-2011, 08:46 PM
I prefer Marshmallows to harsh fellows.

Vince524
06-23-2011, 09:55 PM
I have no idea why there's a severed head in my trunk.

Lavern08
06-23-2011, 11:42 PM
The pickle juice was used to mask the smell.

robeiae
06-24-2011, 12:12 AM
Not that one! Use the purple straw.

thepicpic
06-24-2011, 02:06 AM
The wind blows from the south when the wise man travels west. We tend not to follow him.

Mr Flibble
06-24-2011, 02:08 AM
Stilton and bacon toasted sandwiches are the right direction on a compass. You know, up and left a bit, with a swirl of behind.

fwc
06-24-2011, 02:18 AM
With blood spilling in the sand the monkey became drunk.

Lavern08
06-24-2011, 06:23 PM
...and her closet was filled with shoes - but only the left ones, right?

Caitlin Black
06-25-2011, 03:10 AM
And all through Middle-Earth, David Duchovny did talk shows.

KellyAssauer
06-25-2011, 03:36 AM
We'll need more Pedigree for dinner.

Caitlin Black
06-25-2011, 03:39 AM
The horse runs only in the Russian winter.

Lavern08
06-25-2011, 03:58 AM
Anatomically correct my butt!

Anninyn
06-26-2011, 01:43 AM
They had other merchandise in rough.

BenPanced
06-26-2011, 01:59 AM
What sort of animal eats cars and people?!

Lavern08
06-26-2011, 04:03 AM
The pickle was upside-down (again)

Caitlin Black
06-26-2011, 04:24 AM
Corruption is a road paved with vampire money.

Vince524
06-26-2011, 07:50 AM
Who knew rhinos got that mad when you check their prostates?

SinisterCola
06-26-2011, 08:16 AM
Seize the day?

Caitlin Black
06-26-2011, 09:43 AM
Luck is just a mistress without velcro.

Xelebes
06-26-2011, 10:41 AM
Danger is the fool who sips hot tea cold.

Anninyn
06-26-2011, 01:24 PM
You'll need to add interest with a pineapple.

Caitlin Black
06-26-2011, 01:26 PM
The goose is unreal.

DL Hegel
06-27-2011, 12:07 AM
Because the plastic pink flamingo are in league with the underpants gnomes.

Lavern08
06-27-2011, 12:17 AM
And the donut holes keep slapping me silly.

robeiae
06-27-2011, 03:02 AM
It's the best reason for shaving your pubic hair.

C.bronco
06-27-2011, 03:21 AM
The geese are flying low this time of year.

DL Hegel
06-27-2011, 03:46 AM
Watch out, they might dive bomb you.

Vince524
06-27-2011, 04:00 AM
The sock fairies are on the warpath.

Magdalen
06-27-2011, 05:04 AM
Their twinkle-toes deride the firmament; they must be riding sea horses.

SinisterCola
06-27-2011, 05:19 AM
It's over 9000.

DL Hegel
06-27-2011, 05:54 AM
That's too many underpants gnomes, if you ask me.

Xelebes
06-27-2011, 07:22 AM
Herzog Three is calling for the Pantaloon Brigadoon.

poetinahat
06-27-2011, 07:28 AM
Hat or no hat, why?

Xelebes
06-27-2011, 07:40 AM
Geronimo knows no Sitting Bull.

Caitlin Black
06-27-2011, 11:24 AM
Red is the colour of the sea on Tuesday.

Lavern08
06-27-2011, 07:36 PM
The tongue depressors were found in the freezer (again).

Guardian
06-27-2011, 07:39 PM
Nothing knows like the thing that lives where nothing grows.

Vince524
06-27-2011, 10:08 PM
The homicide detective couldn’t help but wonder, why did the killer use dill pickles?

Guardian
06-28-2011, 04:19 AM
Penguins in June are patients by noon.

Lavern08
06-28-2011, 06:33 PM
Leap Year fell and broke his dates

Anninyn
06-28-2011, 08:40 PM
Her hair is made of dried spaghetti.

KENFUSION
07-21-2011, 09:15 AM
mattress salesmen make strange bedfellows

SinisterCola
07-21-2011, 07:17 PM
Anyone looking for a job?

SJp
07-22-2011, 12:52 AM
Girl, you'll be a woman soon.

Xelebes
07-22-2011, 01:39 AM
If two dogs walk side-by-side, does one meow?

Caitlin Black
07-22-2011, 02:02 AM
Man was never supposed to taste the really big cheese.

CatharsisChild
07-22-2011, 04:08 AM
By being is as bland as escargot.

SJp
07-22-2011, 05:00 AM
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

sf.writer.mdk
07-22-2011, 05:38 AM
The bats have abandoned the school

KENFUSION
07-22-2011, 07:47 AM
those who butter their toast on both sides have slippery fingers

SJp
07-22-2011, 10:17 AM
Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.

Lavern08
07-22-2011, 07:22 PM
I told you not to dare me.

Lavern08
07-22-2011, 09:25 PM
Yeah, but he's just a hunka-hunka burnin' love.

KellyAssauer
09-03-2011, 05:10 PM
Before going any further, make sure that both you and the armadillo are comfortable and well seated.

KENFUSION
09-20-2011, 06:29 AM
"nothing is forbidden.everything is permitted ."


"the only mark that you cannot beat is the mark inside."


-William Burroughs

Medievalist
09-20-2011, 06:43 AM
My friend and AW-er Evil Rooster has me very interested in Mine Craft.

I think maybe for the holidays I might have to buy it. Looks like fun, and the potential for hosting a server appeals as well.

Abi, I blame you. And Dawno. But mostly you.

Matera the Mad
09-20-2011, 07:25 AM
Solitaire has a lot to teach about life.

Lavern08
09-20-2011, 07:20 PM
You can't throw me under the bus. I'm driving it, you imbecile!

Storm Surge
09-20-2011, 08:00 PM
It's all about the pickles.

Lavern08
09-21-2011, 10:31 PM
What difference does it make? It's covered in maple syrup, isn't it?

KENFUSION
10-06-2011, 08:04 AM
just be yourself .

KENFUSION
11-01-2011, 10:09 AM
did i derail? sorry.

KENFUSION
11-01-2011, 10:18 AM
ha! i win .three in a row!



now that i have that out of my system,could you pass the artichoke hearts please?

BlackSilverGray
11-03-2011, 04:00 AM
The taco hat is not as unsanitary as it appears.