We had some chinese food delivery last night, and it came with The Most Bogus Fortune Cookies EVER. In place of a fortune was A FREAKIN ADVERTISEMENT that read "CRAPPY COOKIE-USURPING AIRLINES now serves 10 new destinations from LAX, including Shanghai, non-stop." W. T. F. Is the world coming to??? On the back, I am urged to visit Crap Airlines' website and enter a giveaway. So much rage! People. A fortune cookie must contain a FORTUNE, and at the most some lucky numbers or a Mandarin vocab word.
You're all writers! Please help: write me a proper cookie fortune!
You're all writers! Please help: write me a proper cookie fortune!