Product Review: Alberto V05 Hair Conditioner

I bought this hair conditioner while on vacation last week. The full name is Alberto V05 Moisture Milks Moisturizing Conditioner, Strawberries & Cream. It was inexpensive, less than a buck for a 15 oz. bottle, something like 89 cents.

I'm not a "hair conditioner snob", so I'm pretty happy with this V05 stuff. It conditions my hair just fine, and it looks exactly like a strawberry milkshake. Smells exactly like a strawberry milkshake, too. I haven't tasted it but I'll bet that it tastes exactly like a strawberry milkshake, for sure.

Another good thing about this product is that it really comes in handy when I'm singing in the shower. The bottle makes a perfect microphone -- perfect in size, weight, and dimensions -- for shower singing. It really helped me pull off a smokin' version of "Poor Poor Pitiful Me" while showering this morning. The lines "I met a girl in Hollywood/I ain't naming names/she really worked me over good/just like Jesse James" sounded great.

Where is the AW love for hair conditioner? WHERE IS THE LOVE???

cray said:

dude (dude?), what's wrong with you?

men use dial.

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What's wrong with you, bro? Real men don't use hair conditioner!

Wayne K said:

Real men don't have hair for long enough to care

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Yeah, but if you don't buy a bottle of hair conditioner you can't sing Linda Ronstadt songs in the shower.

CACTUSWENDY said:

'a little dab will do ya'.

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Bryllcreem! I remember that stuff. I think I'm wearing Bryllcreem in my First Communion photo, from 1969. I look like a total "square".

My high school biology teacher always looked like he used an entire tube of Bryllcreem every day, I swear he did...