Guess My Addiciton

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I have a new one. No, it's not coffee or alcohol, although I am a coffee-holic, and I do enjoy a good cocktail. And no, it is not cigarettes or drugs. Here's a hint:

About two years ago, I xxxxxx my first xxxxxx. Little did I know that one xxxxxx leads to xxxxx xxxxxxx. Had I read-up beforehand, I might have been more careful about that very first time. Next thing you know, I xxxxxx another, and another, and another.... Just the other day, I was xxxxxxxx xx xxxxxx xxxx, when I found myself needing another one. Right there in public, I started jonesin'. I called my husband and said, "Help! I'm addicited to xxxxxxx!" And then I proceeded to succumb yet again. Now I xxxx seven xxxxxxx xx xxxx. I guess knowing one's addicitons is the first step toward quitting. But I have no intention of quitting.

Guesses, dear friends?
 
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The letter 'x'?
 

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Hula-hoops? Toy boys?
 

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Guesses:

1. Online forum posting

2. Text messaging

3. Snorting nutmeg from a teaspoon

4. buying Ferraris
 

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sandoz said:
Guesses:
1. Online forum posting
2. Text messaging
3. Snorting nutmeg from a teaspoon
4. buying Ferraris
1. It's a problem, I'll admit.
2. Never. Hate it.
3. I prefer cinnamon.
4. Wish I had enough dough that this was an option.

Keep guessing.
 

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Got to narrow it down

Is it related to music?

Does using it use it up?

Do you put it in your mouth?

Is it a decorative collectible item?

Do you wear it?

In your first post, are the strings of x's the same length as the words they replace, as in "I have seven shelves of them"?
 

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mkcbunny said:
I have a new one. No, it's not coffee or alcohol, although I am a coffee-holic, and I do enjoy a good cocktail. And no, it is not cigarettes or drugs. Here's a hint:

About two years ago, I xxxxxx my first xxxxxx. ................................banged.........hooker

Little did I know that one xxxxxx leads to xxxxx xxxxxxx.
...................................hooker...........penis disease.

Had I read-up beforehand, I might have been more careful

about that very first time. Next thing you know, I xxxxxx
...................................................................banged

another, and another, and another.... Just the other day,

I was xxxxxxxx xx xxxxxxxx xxxx, when I found myself needing
........standing on Hooker Lane

another one. Right there in public, I started jonesin'. I called

my husband and said, "Help! I'm addicited to xxxxxx!"
.........................................................hookers!

And then I proceeded to succumb yet again.

Now I xxxx seven xxxxxx xx xxxx.
........bang.........people at once.

I guess knowing one's addicitons is the first step toward
quitting. But I have no intention of quitting.

Guesses, dear friends?

Cool! It's like Mad Libs!

Oh, and you're addicted to sex with hookers!
 
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Are your "x's" in direct correlation to the letters in what it is you're wanting everyone to guess? If not, it's Crispy Creams. (Never liked them myself but sooo many say they're addicting.)
 
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is it men with shaved heads?

i hope it is, if only for the fact it makes your first post rather amusing

and it'd be nice too....
 

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Special request--please don't tell us yet, or if you do put the word SPOILER in your message. I want to play with this, but I have to go someplace!

Maryn, who'd prefer no responsibilities whatsoever
 

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reph said:
In your first post, are the strings of x's the same length as the words they replace, as in "I have seven shelves of them"?

Yes. And the answer to all of reph's other questions is no.
ETA: I double-checked and found that I was missing one "x." It is now correct.
 
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