Favorite movie line(s)

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Your favorite movie quotes

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"Obey my authoratah!" -- South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.
 

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I don't recall the movie, it was some awful B movie I saw at a drive-in back in the 70s. But there was this drunk character and he was interacting with this snooty non-drinker. The non-drinker said they didn't drink and the drunk replied, "You mean when you get up in the morning, that's the best you're going to feel for the rest of the day?"

Odd, how that's all I remember. *takes a sip of his beer*
 

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Well, from low brow to high brow:

"I piss excellence!" -- Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!" -- Rhett Butler from Gone With the Wind.
 

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You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

*THUNK*
 

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"You're gonna' need a--"

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Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.
[Bart reaches for his gun]
Jim: Oh no, don't do that.
Bart: Why not?
Jim: If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

(Blazing Saddles. Anything from that film is great.)
 

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Name 10 or more film titles and I'll give ya a rep point...

Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

I should have guessed. When my men didn't come back I should have guessed. How many of you did they hire?

You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world!

When the music ends, pick up your gun. Go ahead and shoot me Colonel. Just try.

Look how he glares at me... If he wasn't fathered by the black ram in the full of the moon my name is not Ragnar.

It's an ugly planet. It's a bug planet.

Why, by God, girl, that's a Colt's Dragoon! You're no bigger than a corn nubbin, what're you doing with all this pistol?

To kill a man you shoot him in the heart. Isn't that what you said, Ramon?

This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight... turbulence and then explode.

You want to explain the math of this to me? I mean, where's the sense in risking the lives of the eight of us to save one guy?

My mother was a pure woman from a noble family. And I, at least, know who my father is, you pig-eating son of a whore!

Bio-readouts are all in the green, looks like she's alive. Well, there goes our salvage, guys.

Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?
You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight.

Now, Kiddo, one of the things I always liked about you is you appear wise beyond your years. Then allow me to impart a word to the wise. Whatever - WHAT-EVER - Pai Mei says, obey. If you flash him, even for an instant, a defiant eye, he'll pluck it out. And if you throw any American sass his way, he will snap your back and your neck like they were twigs, and that will be the story of you.

There's a contract out on your life. Believe me. I was hired to kill you, but I'm not going to do it. It's either because I'm in love with your daughter or because I have a newfound respect for life.

Can't quite remember how you got squatter's rights in here, anyhow. Seems to me you came by one night to ask for an extra blanket and stayed a year.

That's no moon. It's a space station.

I walked right to that office -- that's what I did -- and I reached across that desk and I grabbed him by his fat head and I said, "Listen, man! I'm not going to jail for you or for anybody!"

You mean, you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

A silver stake? A crucifix? What, did you think we haven't tried everything before? We've shot him, stabbed him, clubbed him, sprayed him with holy water, staked him through the heart, and STILL he lives! Do you understand? No-one knows how to kill Dracula!

Where did you learn to fight with furniture?
On the playing fields of Eton!

I want Hatcher dead. I want his family dead. And if you can't kill him, I go kill him, and then I'm gonna kill you.

What I offer you is freedom; freedom from Arthur's tyrannical dream; freedom from Arthur's tyrannical law; freedom from Arthur's tyrannical God.

If you do not speak English, I am at your disposal with 187 other languages along with their various dialects and sub-tongues.

Butch and me have been talking it all over. Wherever the hell Bolivia is, that's where we're off to.

I'm so scared my bones are clicking like dice on a Reno crap table. I should be back in Hollywood, sitting at my typewriter.

I'm an angel. I kill newborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. And occasionally, when I feel like it, I tear little girls apart. And from now till kingdom come... the only thing you can count on... in your existence... is never understanding why.

You've come to Nottingham once too often!
When this is over, my friend, there'll be no need for me to come again!

-Derek
 

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She's a f*cking b*tch, Lloyd.

Dpaterso, I'm pretty sure you've got Space Balls(?), Men in Black, My Cousin Vinnie, Big Trouble in Little China, and Star Wars...I'm sure of Vinne and Little China, but not so much on the others.
 

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dpaterso:

Only got five I'm afraid:

The Big Bus
For A Few Dollars More
Starship Troopers
Star Wars (New Hope)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid


Favourite quote:

"We busted our arses getting here, half my men are dead and you're just going to sit here. . . AND DRINK TEA!"
 

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Hey, I can do that:

We deal in lead, friend.

To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich...

Is this gonna be a stand-up fight sir, or another bughunt?

Keep ten for yourself. Go and get yourself a nice piece of ass.

Are you not entertained?

You're a cantaloupe.

Hand me the ****ing keys, you ****sucker, what the ****?

Your husband ain't dead, lady. He's hidin'.

Female alien?

Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

'Cause you're smalll. Small. S M all.

It's a jelly.

Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia...he was an English guy, he came to fight the Turkish...
 
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"Never give up! Never surrender!"

"The guy who wrote this scene should be shot!"

"It's my way, or the highway."

"May the Schwartz be with you!"

Susan G.
 

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Orange wip? Orange wip? Three orange wips (Blues Brothers)

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti (Silence of the Lambs)

For a minute there I thought we were in trouble (Butch Cassidy)

They're dead. They're all messed up (Night of the Living Dead)

37. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks! (Clerks)
In a row?
 

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"Inconceivable
You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." -The Princess Bride

"You put your little deer lips down to the cool water... and BAM! A f***in' bullet! Your brains are lyin' on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask you, would you give a s*** what kind of pants the son of a bitch that shot you was wearin'?" - My Cousin Vinny

"There's no crying in baseball!" - A League of Their Own

"Whoa... Wrong book..." Army of Darkness
 

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Name 10 or more film titles and I'll give ya a rep point...

Ooooh, a challenge. Let's see....(and these are out of order)....

Serenity, Saving Private Ryan, Star Wars, the Princess Bride, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Gross Pointe Blank (!), A Fistful of Dollars, For A Few Dollars More (you've got a thing for Eastwood movies, eh?), Starship Troopers, Aliens, My Cousin Vinny, Van Helsing, Kill Bill, The Prophecy.

The rest I don't know. :tongue
 

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V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so. But, to whom am I speaking with?
Evey Hammond: I'm Evey.
V: Evey? E-V. Of course you are.
Evey Hammond: What does that mean?
V: It means that I, like God, do not play with dice and I don't believe in coincidences.

- v for vendetta. and look at my sig.

:D d and f.
 

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"You wanna run this ship?"
"Yes."
"Well... you can't." (Serenity)


"Come see the violence inherent in the system!! Help! I'm being repressed!" (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)


"You actually go out in these things?"
"Well, what would you prefer, yellow spandex?" (X-Men)


"Hey! O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the horses!"
"Hey! Beni! Looks like you're on the wrong side of the river!" (The Mummy)
 

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"Next time, Dr Jones, it will take more than children to save you!"
--- "Raiders of the Lost Ark"

"Right. I'll need boot black."
"I have boot black."
"With you?"
"A scuff, sir, is a dreadful thing."
--- "Stage Beauty"

"Elizabeth, these clothes do not become you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have nothing at all in my cabin."
--- Captain Jack Sparrow, "Pirates of the
Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest"

"Why is the rum gone?"
---Captain Jack Sparrow, "Pirates of the Caribbean:
Curse of the Black Pearl"
 

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Ooh some excellent ones. But this is one of my favs:

"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy."

Dory. Finding Nemo.
 

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"We all go a little mad sometimes." --Psycho/Scream

"This landing is going to get pretty interesting."
"Define interesting."
"Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?" --Serenity

"Let's be bad guys." --Serenity

"I suppose you'll use this drama as a reason to have another affair. I feel sorry for the next delivery man that comes to this house!" --The Ref

"It is the key to the greatest treasure in all the land!"
"This means you've always been my one true love because it's just the right size!"
"It's not the size that counts... It's how you use it!" --Robin Hood: Men in Tights

"Out of order? F*ck! Even in the future nothing works." --Spaceballs

"Who the hell are you?"
"I'm the guy that's gonna save your--" *is eaten by a monster*
--Feast

"Hey, don't look at me, I ain't bitin' no more butts." --Mulan
 

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I only got 9 on the list:

For a Few Dollars More
Starship Troopers
Serenity
Saving Private Ryan
Kill Bill vol 2
Star Wars
Van Helsing
First Knight
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

As to my favourites, well:

"Shut the fuck up Donny, you're out of your element!"

"I'd like to wish you both good luck, we're all counting on you."

"Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos."

"Excuse me, Stewardess? I speak Jive."

"Obviously you're not a golfer."


OK, so I'm limited in my choice of movies. I mainly couldn't believe that nobody had used either of these yet!
 

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You want me to hold the chicken?!

Yeah, I want you to hold it between your kneeeees!
 

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That's no moon. It's a space station.

That one's from Twister.


"There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To do the right thing."
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."

"You hired me. It's not my fault your standards are lax."
"You smell funny."

"Why is the rum always gone?...Oh. That's why."

Yeah...that's all I have for the moment. Another coffee or three and I'm sure I can add at least a few more to my list. :D

~DragonHeart~