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brainstorm77
05-04-2011, 09:29 PM
Just because it's fun to crack nuts! :D

Adam
05-04-2011, 09:33 PM
I give 'em to you, dear.

;)

brainstorm77
05-04-2011, 09:33 PM
I give 'em to you, dear.

;)

Funneh!

Williebee
05-04-2011, 09:34 PM
Here and I thought OP would be safe refuge.

brainstorm77
05-04-2011, 09:39 PM
Here and I thought OP would be safe refuge.

HA!:ROFL:

Adam
05-04-2011, 09:39 PM
Fat chance. :D

brainstorm77
05-05-2011, 01:53 AM
One nut cracks another.

Adam
05-05-2011, 02:05 AM
Only if I sit down too quick.

GailD
05-05-2011, 02:12 AM
Oh, nuts. This cracks me up. :)

Adam
05-05-2011, 02:35 AM
Nuts are not a laughing matter.

*cough* :D *cough*

Victoria
05-05-2011, 03:20 AM
I don't crack them. I bite them. Faster, and far more satisfying.

brainstorm77
05-05-2011, 03:36 AM
That has to hurt!

Victoria
05-05-2011, 04:12 AM
Depends on how hard the nuts are. I have great chompers. Oh, were you talking about it hurting me?

RNJ
05-05-2011, 05:17 AM
Oh nuts! :eek:

BeatrixKiddo
05-05-2011, 10:26 AM
I haven't cracked nuts in awhile. Sigh.

:e2brows:

*wondering how long before thread gets locked due to our shenanigans*

JimmyB27
05-05-2011, 04:25 PM
This is even worse than the thread in P&CE about circumcision!

Detri Redmond
05-05-2011, 04:48 PM
Ooooh not the nuts...

Victoria
05-05-2011, 06:30 PM
This is even worse than the thread in P&CE about circumcision!

Oh, the poor little peckers!

seun
05-05-2011, 06:37 PM
This thread is the dog's bollocks.

RNJ
05-05-2011, 06:44 PM
Oh, the poor little peckers!

:ROFL:


This thread ain't got nuttin' on you honey! I think we're all cracked.

brainstorm77
05-06-2011, 02:37 AM
This thread is the dog's bollocks.

It sounds like someone cracked your nuts!

brainstorm77
05-06-2011, 02:38 AM
This is even worse than the thread in P&CE about circumcision!

How does cracking nuts relate to that?:cry:

whimsical rabbit
05-06-2011, 02:49 AM
I voted with a nutcracker but I can do a pretty decent job with my voice as well...

bettielee
05-06-2011, 03:04 AM
I chose the wrong choice.

I meant that I preferred to have them "pre-cracked" as opposed to I prefer NOT to have them cracked.

Darnit.

I messed up the poll.

Sorry, Brainy.

brainstorm77
05-06-2011, 11:19 AM
I chose the wrong choice.

I meant that I preferred to have them "pre-cracked" as opposed to I prefer NOT to have them cracked.

Darnit.

I messed up the poll.

Sorry, Brainy.

Just don't press the red button!

seun
05-06-2011, 12:02 PM
It sounds like someone cracked your nuts!

:D

Not saying a word.

MMConway
05-06-2011, 12:14 PM
Funny thread