The Nut Cracking Thread

brainstorm77 · May 4, 2011

Just because it's fun to crack nuts!

Adam · May 4, 2011

I give 'em to you, dear.

brainstorm77 · May 4, 2011

Adam said:
I give 'em to you, dear.

Funneh!

Williebee · May 4, 2011

Here and I thought OP would be safe refuge.

brainstorm77 · May 4, 2011

Williebee said:
Here and I thought OP would be safe refuge.

HA!

Adam · May 4, 2011

Fat chance.

brainstorm77 · May 4, 2011

One nut cracks another.

Adam · May 4, 2011

Only if I sit down too quick.

GailD · May 4, 2011

Oh, nuts. This cracks me up.

Adam · May 4, 2011

Nuts are not a laughing matter.

*cough*

*cough*

Victoria · May 4, 2011

I don't crack them. I bite them. Faster, and far more satisfying.

brainstorm77 · May 4, 2011

That has to hurt!

Victoria · May 4, 2011

Depends on how hard the nuts are. I have great chompers. Oh, were you talking about it hurting me?

RNJ · May 4, 2011

Oh nuts!

BeatrixKiddo · May 4, 2011

I haven't cracked nuts in awhile. Sigh.

:e2brows:

*wondering how long before thread gets locked due to our shenanigans*

JimmyB27 · May 5, 2011

This is even worse than the thread in P&CE about circumcision!

Detri Redmond · May 5, 2011

Ooooh not the nuts...

Victoria · May 5, 2011

JimmyB27 said:
This is even worse than the thread in P&CE about circumcision!

Oh, the poor little peckers!

seun · May 5, 2011

This thread is the dog's bollocks.

RNJ · May 5, 2011

Victoria said:
Oh, the poor little peckers!

This thread ain't got nuttin' on you honey! I think we're all cracked.

brainstorm77 · May 5, 2011

seun said:
This thread is the dog's bollocks.

It sounds like someone cracked your nuts!

brainstorm77 · May 5, 2011

JimmyB27 said:
This is even worse than the thread in P&CE about circumcision!

How does cracking nuts relate to that?

whimsical rabbit · May 5, 2011

I voted with a nutcracker but I can do a pretty decent job with my voice as well...

bettielee · May 5, 2011

I chose the wrong choice.

I meant that I preferred to have them "pre-cracked" as opposed to I prefer NOT to have them cracked.

Darnit.

I messed up the poll.

Sorry, Brainy.

brainstorm77 · May 6, 2011

bettielee said:
I chose the wrong choice.

I meant that I preferred to have them "pre-cracked" as opposed to I prefer NOT to have them cracked.

Darnit.

I messed up the poll.

Sorry, Brainy.

Just don't press the red button!

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