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Mr Flibble
05-04-2011, 12:06 PM
Seriously, the spam I'm getting on my blog:


This step through the physical strength to journey the bike through the gorgeous surrounding scenery as the exact image, can’t aid but sense highly enjoyment, quickly sense this can be Errr what?


I was doing a google search and your site came up for foreclosures in Winter Park, FL Your googlefu is weak.


would you like to make some invite posts on my blog? Seeing as your email addy includes the phrase 'breast augmentation', probably not tbh.


Today, while I was at work, my cousin stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a twenty five foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My apple ipad is now broken and she has 83 views. I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone! Kick your cousin in the apple. I think she posted next:


Today, I went to the beachfront with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had to tell someone!




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I'm starting to wish I'd kept all those ones in German...

poetinahat
05-04-2011, 12:37 PM
Hey, maybe you can carry on the good work of spamusement (http://spamusement.com/). A worthy endeavour!

Caitlin Black
05-04-2011, 12:45 PM
Sorry, IRU, half of those were from me...

There's a lesson to be learned here: tequila is stronger than it tastes!

:D

Mr Flibble
05-04-2011, 01:14 PM
Ah, I thought I recognised the style, Cliff.


Probably a good job I censored the penis ones then, eh?

:D

ETA: BTW, Happy Birthday for yesterday!

Caitlin Black
05-04-2011, 01:17 PM
Thank you, for both the Happy Birthday and for leaving out my crude penis pictures. ;)

Birthdays bring out the weirdo in me. :D

Captain Scarf
05-06-2011, 02:12 AM
Egg's off.

bettielee
05-06-2011, 02:28 AM
That's nothing. I approved some fool on chat, cuz I thoughti t was someone from here with the same first name.

She wanted me to do dirty things with her on the webcam.

I learned an important lesson that day.

kayleamay
05-06-2011, 02:42 AM
Oh, are we spam sharing? Yay!

I don't have a blog. I just have 390 e-mails in my spam folder which I emptied two days ago.

From Mr. John Carlos:


I am trusting you with this because I find your person to be integritied most.

From Gabriella:


Desire to act like porn-star??? Nail a blu colored pill!!!

From Mrs. Lisa Chan

Hello,
How are you are doing today? Hope fine, if so thanks to God almighty. My name is Mrs.Lisa Chan 59 years old was diagnosed of cancer about 3 years plus ago. I am willing $8,652,000.00USD to you for the good work of GOD, if you are interested in accomplishing my intention with my funds in good Faith Trustworthiness.

From CougarCub Dating:


Following each date of consequential damages! However if there anything else! Cried aunt em could find something else ..

From Diedre Otulkolo:

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I'm sad to say these are more amusing (and complimentary) than my legitimate e-mails. (Said he then to park went high.)

Victoria
05-06-2011, 04:46 AM
I grew up with Spam. Mom fixed it with mac-n-cheeze and mixed veggies. Good stuff, actually...after you scrape the snot off it.

benbradley
05-06-2011, 05:06 AM
You can find me by putting this into Google:

secretary of your local robot club

I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone!

kayleamay
05-06-2011, 05:09 AM
^ True statement. I checked. :D

knotanes
05-06-2011, 11:02 AM
You can find me by putting this into Google:

secretary of your local robot club

I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone!

This might be a case of overshare...

P.S. Does this mean the cyborgs are taking over?

knotanes
05-06-2011, 11:03 AM
*Warning: Do not visualize this*

If only someone would invent a way for fine replica wrist watches to cure E-D, and then make them legally available through a Canadian Pharmacy...

I'd be down to about two junkmails a week....

:D
.

Your warning didn't work, but I laughed anyway.

STKlingaman
05-06-2011, 12:50 PM
This explains why I don't blog and twitter.

It'll suck you dry, and you won't even notice.

seun
05-06-2011, 01:55 PM
I have a porn site listed as a traffic source for my blog. Which took some explaining to my wife.

Caitlin Black
05-06-2011, 01:56 PM
Hey, any publicity is good publicity...

Just make sure to not pick up the phone when they come by, or else you'll just hear heavy breathing for 5 minutes.

:)

Charlee
05-06-2011, 03:58 PM
Spam drives me nuts! Why do these people do it I can't see it working even 1% of the time I'm sure it's a waste of time.

defyalllogic
05-06-2011, 05:57 PM
my most recent fav from the blog:

Greetings friends! It has been identified that mankind really are bio-robots. Every person will get a program during birth and any individual may be manipulated by the use of particular set programs. Check out – Catalog of human population (chp)

(didn't approve, but totally went to the site...)

defyalllogic
05-06-2011, 06:03 PM
Spam drives me nuts! Why do these people do it I can't see it working even 1% of the time I'm sure it's a waste of time.

Article for you
Equation: How Much Money Do Spammers Rake In? (http://www.wired.com/magazine/2011/02/st_equation_spamprofits/)

bluntforcetrauma
05-06-2011, 07:23 PM
I have a porn site listed as a traffic source for my blog. Which took some explaining to my wife.

We'd all be interested in hearing your explanation, Seun.

BardSkye
05-06-2011, 11:16 PM
And did it work with the wife?

benbradley
05-07-2011, 12:05 AM
Spam drives me nuts! Why do these people do it I can't see it working even 1% of the time I'm sure it's a waste of time.
It makes money because email is free to send. Trying to send a million emails will get your ISP to delete your account, but spammers use viruses to hijack others' computers which then send spam.

The response rate is many, many times LOWER than 1 percent, but because spam costs virtually nothing to send, they make money with just a few responses.

And some people got online without taking (or even hearing of the Boulder Pledge:
http://www.panix.com/~tbetz/boulder.shtml

Uncarved
05-07-2011, 12:24 AM
I have a porn site listed as a traffic source for my blog. Which took some explaining to my wife.

So do I! But it has this weird "King of the Hill" web address and then you click on it and kerplow, bush all in the face. :)

bluntforcetrauma
05-07-2011, 01:31 AM
So do I! But it has this weird "King of the Hill" web address and then you click on it and kerplow, bush all in the face. :)

Oh dear! Ill check into that for ya, Tina. Sounds like more of a mound than a hill. We can probably bust them on a charge of misleading advertising.