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scarletpeaches
05-04-2011, 04:31 AM
Lager and loime! Lager and loime for everyone, dahrlings!

Synonym
05-04-2011, 04:41 AM
wurzels?

Boston Steve
05-04-2011, 04:44 AM
#wurzels!

Satori1977
05-04-2011, 04:47 AM
I have no idea what you are talking about, but you can't go wrong with James Purefoy. :D

Boston Steve
05-04-2011, 04:48 AM
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet.

scarletpeaches
05-04-2011, 04:49 AM
I'll give up drinkin' that Scrumpy an' lager an' loime.

Boston Steve
05-04-2011, 04:52 AM
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester

scarletpeaches
05-04-2011, 04:53 AM
Hmm. I wonder if I could trouble you for the key?

Satori1977
05-04-2011, 04:54 AM
Ok, now I know what you two are talking about. And I think I want to change my answer to you have lost it.

Unless you just started drinking without me.

Boston Steve
05-04-2011, 04:58 AM
*passes Satori1977 a Scrumpy*

scarletpeaches
05-04-2011, 04:58 AM
This is me sober. That's the scary thing.

Alessandra Kelley
05-04-2011, 05:00 AM
Is there priddy oggy with that scrumpy?

Satori1977
05-04-2011, 05:01 AM
Then have a drink. Just got one myself.

scarletpeaches
05-04-2011, 05:07 AM
Yer all gurt lush. *hic*

Boston Steve
05-04-2011, 05:10 AM
Loike.

scarletpeaches
05-04-2011, 05:12 AM
Bloimey!

Boston Steve
05-04-2011, 05:16 AM
Oi am a zoider drinker

scarletpeaches
05-04-2011, 05:18 AM
Does you drinks it all of the toime?

Boston Steve
05-04-2011, 05:20 AM
It soothes all me troubles away.

scarletpeaches
05-04-2011, 05:28 AM
Ooh arr ooh arr ay.

Captain Scarf
05-04-2011, 05:59 AM
Blaaackburd Oi'll 'av thee!

Mr Flibble
05-04-2011, 11:55 AM
Ahhhh! Not this again! Although...it got rid of that Barry Manilow earworm the Beeb gave me this morning....



Aahh yu're a fine lookin woman and i can't wait to getme hands on your land

BardSkye
05-04-2011, 05:41 PM
HUGE... tracts of land.

Alpha Echo
05-04-2011, 05:44 PM
"She thinks my tractor's sexy..."

crunchyblanket
05-04-2011, 05:56 PM
I saw the Wurzels play at Butlins in Bognor Regis! I was 12. True story.

We'll have twins and triplets, I'm a man built for speed...

Priene
05-04-2011, 06:00 PM
As a member of the rustic-agrarian community I deeply resent these offensive stereotypes.





Bloody townies.

scarletpeaches
05-04-2011, 06:00 PM
I saw the Wurzels play at Butlins in Bognor Regis! I was 12. True story.

We'll have twins and triplets, I'm a man built for speed...
I am jealous of both your Wurzelphilia being encouraged like that, and the coolness of your username.

Snowstorm
05-04-2011, 06:39 PM
When you sober up, scarletpeaches, you'll be very, very sorry.

So don't sober up.

scarletpeaches
05-04-2011, 06:40 PM
Scottish cure for a hangover: stay drunk.

Boston Steve
05-04-2011, 09:36 PM
I heard this sung by a bunch of drunk British ex-pats once in a Greek taverna. And yes, that experience was as surreal as it sounds.

Priene
05-04-2011, 09:55 PM
I find it difficult to believe that British ex-pats would ever be found drunk...

bettielee
05-04-2011, 10:44 PM
*shakes head and walks away*

Boston Steve
05-04-2011, 11:15 PM
By 'difficult to believe' you of course mean 'completely and utterly credible'.

whacko
05-04-2011, 11:55 PM
I've only got 2 acres, not 23. But I'm seeing the doctor on Friday. I'm going to tell him to keep the swelling but get rid of the pain.:D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
05-05-2011, 12:03 AM
I haven't a clue what y'all are on about... so I'll just :glare:tm to keep you in line.

Carry on.

scarletpeaches
05-05-2011, 12:10 AM
For once, Ol' Bag, it's nothing untoward.

But wait! I know what this thread's a-missin'!
http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae287/scarlettparrish/Gerard%20Butler/GerardButler220.jpg

Ol' Fashioned Girl
05-05-2011, 12:18 AM
Mmmm. Yeah.

scarletpeaches
05-05-2011, 01:39 AM
I bet he drinks Carling Black Scrumpy.

Snowstorm
05-05-2011, 01:50 AM
We're missing someone who's opening his fly?

scarletpeaches
05-05-2011, 01:51 AM
If it's anyone but Ol' Bag, good luck to you. His winkie has 'property of Jen' tattooed on it.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, OL' BAG?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
05-06-2011, 03:20 AM
And when it's all... uh... er...... well... let's just say... when you can read the whole tattoo, it says:

"Property of Jenny Dee Robbins Dahl, Daughter of Darkness, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma County, State of Oklahoma, United States of America"

BardSkye
05-06-2011, 04:03 AM
That's a lot of words for one man.

scarletpeaches
05-06-2011, 02:49 PM
Gerry always was a bit of a mouthful.

Isn't that right, Ol' Bag?

BardSkye
05-06-2011, 11:13 PM
Gerry always was a bit of a mouthful.



I'm not touching that one in a family forum. If I said what I was thinking...


:ban

Ol' Fashioned Girl
05-07-2011, 01:14 AM
You'll notice I've been uncharacteristically silent.

scarletpeaches
05-07-2011, 01:16 AM
We really don't need to know why, but anyway...you might want to check your rep points.

BardSkye
05-07-2011, 02:42 AM
You'll notice I've been uncharacteristically silent.

But... but... I've been good. Really. It's all SP's fault. I read her books and they corrupted me.

mirandashell
05-07-2011, 11:30 PM
I can't understand how we got from the Wurzels to whoever that is in the photo.....

Xelebes
05-08-2011, 12:42 AM
This old biddie gets yer gonch in a row, dannit? Eighteen horsies and you'd think it's on it's last rope? Well, we'll see your three-high stands up.

BeatrixKiddo
05-08-2011, 01:01 AM
Mac - SP's flipped out again. Have her banned! http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/polls/bar4-l.gifhttp://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/polls/bar4.gifhttp://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/polls/bar4-r.gifhttp://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/clear.gif 4 (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=2223) 2.22%

mirandashell
05-08-2011, 02:08 AM
I'd get Xelebes to a doctor, as well.