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So I've got this monstrous bee. I've seen it the last two days (my neighbor saw it with me today) and the thing is defying my attempts to identify it.
It's not a carpenter bee, because we have those and I know what they look like. In fact, there's a few of them guarding my front flower bed right now and their noise and bravado scared my off my gardening. (I know they're harmless, but god almighty, the menace. If they could kill me, I just know they would. I can read their evil whirring minds.)
Anyway, this other beezilla is about 1 3/4 inches long. (Seriously, from the base of my second knuckle to the tip of my index finger and about as thick around.) It's lightly fuzzy, yellow with brown stripes. The only thing I can even compare it to is the Asian Giant Hornet, but it can't be that, even thought it's that big.
(That's the Asian wasp, not my bee. But you can see why I'm menaced, yeah?)
It's not a carpenter bee, because we have those and I know what they look like. In fact, there's a few of them guarding my front flower bed right now and their noise and bravado scared my off my gardening. (I know they're harmless, but god almighty, the menace. If they could kill me, I just know they would. I can read their evil whirring minds.)
Anyway, this other beezilla is about 1 3/4 inches long. (Seriously, from the base of my second knuckle to the tip of my index finger and about as thick around.) It's lightly fuzzy, yellow with brown stripes. The only thing I can even compare it to is the Asian Giant Hornet, but it can't be that, even thought it's that big.
(That's the Asian wasp, not my bee. But you can see why I'm menaced, yeah?)
It's not terribly aggressive, just terribly terrible. Anybody know what it is?