This is too much!

Yeshanu · Apr 15, 2011

Today is National Glazed Spiral Ham Day. I kid you not.

What will they think of next? (What other silly days have the marketing boards of the world declared?)

Williebee · Apr 15, 2011

Well they tried National Spiraled Turkey Day, but the turkey got sick and spit up.

PyroJones · Apr 15, 2011

Added to the ever-growing list of Things I Don't Celebrate! Before Easter, after my birthday. I do love an orderly list.

Must the ham be spiraled and glazed? No cold cuts or anything?

Yeshanu · Apr 15, 2011

Nope. Has to be sprialed and glazed.

ETA: Found another good one. :tongue

kelloish · Apr 15, 2011

Wow, there's a holiday for everything now. Yeesh!

Bmwhtly · Apr 15, 2011

I'm waiting for the National 'bunking off work and laying in bed, eating Tirimasu with a long spoon' day.

Devil Ledbetter · Apr 15, 2011

Did you hear the Pork Producers' marketing slogan has changed from The Other White Meat to Be Inspired.

Be inspired by pork? Seriously?

Boy, talk about a missed marketing opportunity. I totally would have changed the slogan to You Had Me At "Bacon."

Bmwhtly · Apr 15, 2011

Mmmmmm!

Ben, who shall have pork chops for dinner tomorrow.

Wayne K · Apr 15, 2011

It seems to come earlier every year

Yeshanu · Apr 16, 2011

Bmwhtly said:
I'm waiting for the National 'bunking off work and laying in bed, eating Tirimasu with a long spoon' day.

Happens weekly. I call it "Saturday."

Want to know what's really sad? Yesterday, I couldn't help myself. I went to the grocery store and...

... bought a ham.

BeatrixKiddo · Apr 16, 2011

regdog · Apr 17, 2011

Yeshanu said:
Nope. Has to be sprialed and glazed.

ETA: Found another good one.

I'm sorry but...no.

Every cat owners knows Hairball Awareness Day is every freaking day. How else can one avoid squishing in one of the delightful little oozy piles of muck harfed all over the floors.

Snowstorm · Apr 17, 2011

We need a "Writers Appreciation Day" when every serious author gets a chance to be published. I recommend April 1.

This is too much!

Yeshanu

Elf Queen

Williebee

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

PyroJones

Pyroclastic Introvert

Yeshanu

Elf Queen

kelloish

Bmwhtly

Yes, I'm back.

Devil Ledbetter

Come on you stranger, you legend,

Bmwhtly

Yes, I'm back.

Wayne K

Yeshanu

Elf Queen

BeatrixKiddo

Is it summer yet???

regdog

The Scavengers

Snowstorm

Baby plot bunneh sniffs out a clue