My sister's personal ad

Can you translate for those of us who have no idea what that means?

I'd do her

I mean, if I was a dude

jvc said:

Can you translate for those of us who have no idea what that means?

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Allow me to translate:

ASAP ENFP SWF HWP MILF ISO LOL RSVP

Wanted As Soon As Possible, I am a Single White Female, Height and Weight Proportional (i.e.: not overweight or too thin), also considered a "Mother I'd Like to F&*#", Is Seeking Out a male who is considered by many to be funny. Please respond.

I have no idea what ENFP stands for.... Best I could do.

Well, in that case give her my number

I always read ISO as 'in search of' - same thing.

...and I thought "LOL" being added to the oxford dictionary was funny. This is great!

perks, is your sister going to consider applicants from this thread?

I love her!!!!!!! Would she care if I was married? Obviously, I certainly don't. My wife is open....

cray said:

perks, is your sister going to consider applicants from this thread?

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I'd think being in this thread would be a way to weed-out potential suitors....

i saw the raw emotion and thought put into your original post and immediately knew that you'd be a perfect candidate.

Don Allen said:

I love her!!!!!!! Would she care if I was married? Obviously, I certainly don't. My wife is open....

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^ Perverts!

Perks said:

To whom are you speaking, nuttyCray?

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to bettielie regarding her original post of

I'd do her.

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Lavern08 said:

^ Perverts!

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This is the internet. What do you expect?

Is she still available?

mmallico said:

Is she still available?

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no way!...
this thread is like an hour old already!

peeps, let's get real! Perk's sis only wants classy replies. *burp*

Somehow, I read this:

My sister's personal ad

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as this:

My sister's personal aid

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And expected a slightly different thread. Something involving batteries, say. Where is my mind...

Susie said:

peeps, let's get real! Perk's sis only wants classy replies. *burp*

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You need to lay off the chocolate. Chivalry is the past

Williebee said:

Somehow, I read this:


as this:



And expected a slightly different thread. Something involving batteries, say. Where is my mind...

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i,.....but,....she,...


nevermind.






*decides not to get banned today.*