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Perks
04-11-2011, 10:24 PM
Here's my sister's online dating ad -


ASAP ENFP SWF HWP MILF ISO LOL RSVP

I love this so much.

jvc
04-11-2011, 10:28 PM
Can you translate for those of us who have no idea what that means?

bettielee
04-11-2011, 10:29 PM
I'd do her

bettielee
04-11-2011, 10:30 PM
I mean, if I was a dude

Perks
04-11-2011, 10:33 PM
Can you translate for those of us who have no idea what that means?

ASAP ENFP SWF HWP MILF ISO LOL RSVP

as soon as possible, extroverted intuitive feeling perceiving (Meyers-Briggs personality typing), single white female, height/weight proportional, mom-I'd-like-to-f*** is seeking out laugh out loud, répondez s'il vous plaît

Phil_Hall
04-11-2011, 10:33 PM
Can you translate for those of us who have no idea what that means?

Allow me to translate:

ASAP ENFP SWF HWP MILF ISO LOL RSVP

Wanted As Soon As Possible, I am a Single White Female, Height and Weight Proportional (i.e.: not overweight or too thin), also considered a "Mother I'd Like to F&*#", Is Seeking Out a male who is considered by many to be funny. Please respond.

I have no idea what ENFP stands for.... Best I could do.

jvc
04-11-2011, 10:34 PM
Well, in that case give her my number ;)

WriteKnight
04-11-2011, 10:37 PM
I always read ISO as 'in search of' - same thing.

SinisterCola
04-11-2011, 10:40 PM
...and I thought "LOL" being added to the oxford dictionary was funny. This is great!

cray
04-11-2011, 10:41 PM
perks, is your sister going to consider applicants from this thread?

Perks
04-11-2011, 10:47 PM
perks, is your sister going to consider applicants from this thread?
Ha! She's a game girl, so I don't see why not. But she is my little sister, so you clowns would have to pass inspection from me first.

;)

Don Allen
04-11-2011, 10:50 PM
I love her!!!!!!! Would she care if I was married? Obviously, I certainly don't. My wife is open....

bettielee
04-11-2011, 10:59 PM
perks, is your sister going to consider applicants from this thread?

I'd think being in this thread would be a way to weed-out potential suitors....

cray
04-11-2011, 11:01 PM
i saw the raw emotion and thought put into your original post and immediately knew that you'd be a perfect candidate.

Perks
04-11-2011, 11:09 PM
To whom are you speaking, nuttyCray?

Lavern08
04-11-2011, 11:15 PM
I love her!!!!!!! Would she care if I was married? Obviously, I certainly don't. My wife is open....

^ Perverts! :tongue

cray
04-11-2011, 11:15 PM
To whom are you speaking, nuttyCray?


to bettielie regarding her original post of
I'd do her.

SinisterCola
04-11-2011, 11:15 PM
^ Perverts! :tongue

This is the internet. What do you expect? :D

mmallico
04-11-2011, 11:24 PM
Is she still available?

cray
04-11-2011, 11:25 PM
Is she still available?

no way!...
this thread is like an hour old already!

Perks
04-11-2011, 11:25 PM
I love her!!!!!!! Would she care if I was married? Obviously, I certainly don't. My wife is open....
Yes, Don, she'd mind. Worse yet, I'd mind. Do not cross me.

Susie
04-11-2011, 11:43 PM
peeps, let's get real! Perk's sis only wants classy replies. *burp* :D

Williebee
04-11-2011, 11:46 PM
Somehow, I read this:

My sister's personal ad

as this:


My sister's personal aid

And expected a slightly different thread. Something involving batteries, say. Where is my mind...

SinisterCola
04-11-2011, 11:47 PM
peeps, let's get real! Perk's sis only wants classy replies. *burp* :D

You need to lay off the chocolate. Chivalry is the past :)

cray
04-11-2011, 11:58 PM
Somehow, I read this:


as this:



And expected a slightly different thread. Something involving batteries, say. Where is my mind...


i,.....but,....she,...

:roll:
nevermind.





:Ssh:
*decides not to get banned today.*

Torgo
04-12-2011, 12:01 AM
perks, is your sister going to consider applicants from this thread?

User title: "thread stalker"

Perks
04-12-2011, 12:02 AM
Somehow, I read this:


as this:



And expected a slightly different thread. Something involving batteries, say. Where is my mind...

Geez, wb. I'm not looking to have my sister kill me.

SinisterCola
04-12-2011, 12:05 AM
Geez, wb. I'm not looking to have my sister kill me.

Is your sister even aware that we're talking about her ad?

cray
04-12-2011, 12:06 AM
Geez, wb. I'm not looking to have my sister kill me.


wb encouraged me to apply for that job, perks.
just sayin.

:D

bettielee
04-12-2011, 12:06 AM
Somehow, I read this:

personal ad

as this:

personal aid

And expected a slightly different thread. Something involving batteries, say. Where is my mind... (quote problems)

omg... that is a whole other thread indeed....

and like Susie said, keep it classy!

*belch*

Susie
04-12-2011, 12:08 AM
You need to lay off the chocolate. Chivalry is the past :)


Nevah lay off choco. 'n chivalry is not dead, I tell ya! :D

Perks
04-12-2011, 12:11 AM
Is your sister even aware that we're talking about her ad?Yes. I told her I thought it was just too funny and wanted to share it. She's fine with it.

She's not exactly the easily embarrassed type.

Perks
04-12-2011, 12:11 AM
wb encouraged me to apply for that job, perks.
just sayin.

:DBring it on, cylinder-boy. I've been working out. I think I can take you.

Lavern08
04-12-2011, 12:11 AM
I know of several (happily married) couples who met via one of the many online Match.com type places.

Just sayin'

rhymegirl
04-12-2011, 02:41 AM
I remember when I used to place personal ads back when I was single. I wrote my first one in rhyme. It was a big hit.

alleycat
04-12-2011, 02:45 AM
What's her phone number?

Perks
04-12-2011, 02:49 AM
I know of several (happily married) couples who met via one of the many online Match.com type places.

Just sayin'Me too! I would completely consider it if I were single. There's a certain logic to comparing compatibilities before investing a great amount of time and energy into activities that pretty much anyone could be cheerful and charming at.

Perks
04-12-2011, 02:50 AM
What's her phone number?1-800-NOT-HAPN

scarletpeaches
04-12-2011, 02:50 AM
I wouldn't date a woman who had such obvious vowel trouble.

Susie
04-12-2011, 03:13 AM
Howie and I were not one of those couples. He woulda told meh :D

rhymegirl
04-12-2011, 03:16 AM
What's her phone number?

Oh, I think it's 1-555-555-5555.

Caitlin Black
04-12-2011, 03:26 AM
I have a problem with the MILF part... I'm looking for someone without kids, so that's a deal-breaker for me.

I'm sure your sis will be devestated to hear that, but I've got to be honest. ;)

whacko
04-12-2011, 03:41 AM
I've a problem with the LOL bit - that's the usual response I get when women see me naked.:D

brad_b
04-12-2011, 03:59 AM
In pursuant to application in aforementioned post seeking significant other -

Available (very) SWM - 4'6", 388 1/2 lbs. Assets - one gold tooth in middle of upper mouth part, oil residue left over from BP oil spill on two scenic acres of Louisiana swamp land - has aspirations to sponge off wealthy, beautiful, and intelligent woman. Respondent must supply all references since I don't have any. Once voted 'Catch of the Day' at the Key West Annual Grouper Festival, and'Most Likely To' in the year book during 6th year of High School.

All serious responses will be considered, or the first one that shows up. Thank you for considering my application, provided you know how to read, otherwise DVD is available at 'America's Most Wanted', episode #329.

thothguard51
04-12-2011, 04:41 AM
Just when I thought I had seen every thread imaginable...

Susie
04-12-2011, 05:15 AM
Gee, and I thought your ad was especially meant for me! :D It's an exceptional ad, though, that's for sure for an exceptional fellow!

Don Allen
04-12-2011, 05:46 AM
^ Perverts! :tongue



thank you:)

brad_b
04-12-2011, 07:33 AM
Gee, and I thought your ad was especially meant for me! :D It's an exceptional ad, though, that's for sure for an exceptional fellow!

You always say the nicest things, ya know... even if I am 4'6" and weigh in at a mere 388 1/2 lbs. - there's just more of me ta love and with dimensions like that I'm made to cuddle.

Let me see if you fit my criteria... yep, you're a female - so the ad was made for you. :D