Questionable rep points?

Just a few minutes ago I opened my front door, on the way to stealing my next door neighbor's newspaper. Sitting right there on the porch was a box, maybe 8" by 8", all covered in plain brown wrapping paper. There are no postmarks or stamps on the box, only the words "Rep points!" scrawled in box letters in black Sharpie ink on the top, along with a neatly-drawn smiley ( ) on each side.

I'm not expecting any packages -- my birthday is a long way off -- so it all seems very questionable, even a little suspicious. I'm afraid to touch the box, just in case it's full of bad vibes, or a girl's cooties, or maybe something much worse.

Anybody got any clues where this box came from?

writerterri said:

Or you could call the Bomb squad.

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No bomb squad, definitely no bomb squad. I'm afraid that the bomb-sniffing dog will scare my cat away. Or vice versa.

Lavern08 said:

I wouldn't touch it - they could be reprehensible points, ya know?

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Even worse, despicable points.

Ambrosia said:

one should not look good rep points in the mouth.

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Excellent advice!

ZannaPerry said:

MAYBE it's a woman's head like in the movie SEVEN. lol

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stormie said:

Or it could be "repossession points." Open it and you're a goner. Kind of like a body snatcher. Or soul snatcher.

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No worries, stormie. You gotta wake up pret-ty early in the morning to fool ol' Vito.

No need to worry, I'm OK!

Well, this morning I finally worked up the courage to bring the box into the house, and left it on my kitchen table. Then I worked up another round of courage and carefully opened the box a few minutes ago. Turns out it's jam-packed with rep points, absolutely chock full o' rep points!

Very cool!