Y'all have been conned, bamboozled, I tell you! Ya see some 5-cent word by some Ivy League chaps and then you start with all this turn-of-the-century bedlam.
Well, wake up and smell the manure, sunshine! Ever tried one of those corsets, kiddos? You can barely last an hour with those maiden aunt torture devices! And the kings and emperors? They all ran to the hills as soon as the kaiser left. As quick as you can say sauerkraut, mac!
See? I am a real visionaire, Dieselpunk, that is the future! Flappers and pinstripe-suited men drinking all the whiskey you can imagine while striking back the mobsters, krauts and the ruskies with a tommy gun in one hand, a raygun in the other, our two-way comunicator wristwatch and returning home back in time to listen Captain Midnight on the Blue Network. Now that's the cat's paw! Catch my drift?
Believe me, when I am right, I am right, do I look like a crook to you? Has your old pal Frank Fontaine ever lied to you?
Well, wake up and smell the manure, sunshine! Ever tried one of those corsets, kiddos? You can barely last an hour with those maiden aunt torture devices! And the kings and emperors? They all ran to the hills as soon as the kaiser left. As quick as you can say sauerkraut, mac!
See? I am a real visionaire, Dieselpunk, that is the future! Flappers and pinstripe-suited men drinking all the whiskey you can imagine while striking back the mobsters, krauts and the ruskies with a tommy gun in one hand, a raygun in the other, our two-way comunicator wristwatch and returning home back in time to listen Captain Midnight on the Blue Network. Now that's the cat's paw! Catch my drift?
Believe me, when I am right, I am right, do I look like a crook to you? Has your old pal Frank Fontaine ever lied to you?