SANCTIMONIOUS - Young Adult - 50,000 words
Dear Ms. Fine Thing (AGENT):
I am writing to you today to tell you about the best manuscript evah written!!!! Yes. It’s fine and I’m not to ashamed to admit it!!!!! Please find the stuff about it below;
Carly Isencampt is so not like you’re normal teenaged dirtbag. She’s extrodinary in almost ever way. When Carly had a fight with her fathers’ girl friend, she cried. At first. Than she was fed up, like the diken’s! She swore revenge on the woman, who didn’t have a clue in her whole head. Carly pretended to be pious and hollyer then though. Yes…she even bought her self a nun’s habit. She’ll show that hussy whose boss! Carly began to make life incredible horrible for the women…leaving the ice cube trays out on the counter and burning the kraft dinner in the frying pan. Carly, lets just say it, is pissed. But pretending to be all nun-like. The woman, Francis Bartholemew, is unlike any evil bad person in literature. She’s conniving and invincible. She makes Carly’s life a living H E double-hockey sticks. She calls the school and says, “Carly is not coming to school today. Shes sick!” And Carly, this may or not surprise you, is not EVEN sick at the time. It’s a mess. And Carly’s daddy is fit to be tied up with both of the woman in his life! You can imagine!
This manuscript is totally finished and edited three times over. Whenever you want it, just let me know. I ll sent it right over to you!
Thanks and yours, truley.
The. Best. Writer. Evah!
Dear Ms. Fine Thing (AGENT):
I am writing to you today to tell you about the best manuscript evah written!!!! Yes. It’s fine and I’m not to ashamed to admit it!!!!! Please find the stuff about it below;
Carly Isencampt is so not like you’re normal teenaged dirtbag. She’s extrodinary in almost ever way. When Carly had a fight with her fathers’ girl friend, she cried. At first. Than she was fed up, like the diken’s! She swore revenge on the woman, who didn’t have a clue in her whole head. Carly pretended to be pious and hollyer then though. Yes…she even bought her self a nun’s habit. She’ll show that hussy whose boss! Carly began to make life incredible horrible for the women…leaving the ice cube trays out on the counter and burning the kraft dinner in the frying pan. Carly, lets just say it, is pissed. But pretending to be all nun-like. The woman, Francis Bartholemew, is unlike any evil bad person in literature. She’s conniving and invincible. She makes Carly’s life a living H E double-hockey sticks. She calls the school and says, “Carly is not coming to school today. Shes sick!” And Carly, this may or not surprise you, is not EVEN sick at the time. It’s a mess. And Carly’s daddy is fit to be tied up with both of the woman in his life! You can imagine!
This manuscript is totally finished and edited three times over. Whenever you want it, just let me know. I ll sent it right over to you!
Thanks and yours, truley.
The. Best. Writer. Evah!
