What is this I don't even

Yes

Verily, consult your chronograph, and recalibrate your perceptions accordingly.

Quick! where's my corset?

Midnight doth altered the aspect...

MacAllister said:

Happy April, AWers!

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I want to lodge a formal protest against April 1.

Not at all because I'm intoxicated.

FocusOnEnergy said:

Most disturbing. This large type edition is more readable though.

That's better, finally a use for that cool steampunk image I found a while back.

I'm almost afraid to visit 4chan. Moot usually does something truly awful to us in celebration of International Trolling Day.

Focus

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IMO, 4chan sucks.

Piece of dangerous gerbils place on the internet. They also love to stalk, e.g. Boxxy and Jessi Slaughter.

Kateness said:

Not at all because I'm intoxicated.

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Are you still going on about that???

I think it's pretty

Better than last year's, which I fell for hook, line and sinker

Izz said:

Or is this just the first level of the dreamworld?

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Oh, no. Will I be pulled into a world of horrors that no woman has seen before?

BRB, clearing my schedule.

10trackers said:

I think it's pretty
Better than last year's, which I fell for hook, line and sinker

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What was last year? I wasn't here...

cryaegm said:

IMO, 4chan sucks.

Piece of shit place on the internet. They also love to stalk, e.g. Boxxy and Jessi Slaughter.

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Oh, sir, I say you speak too harsh, and all too unwittingly.

Have you no consideration for the pain you may cause those who wrangle and herd binary for sport? Have you no thought for the retaliation they may visit upon you and yours?

Nay sir, I think in such instances, a still tongue and a quiet mind are better proof of valor than to air such imprecations in the market.

Medievalist said:

Oh, sir, I say you speak too harsh, and all to unwittingly.

Have you no consideration for the pain you may cause those who wrangle and herd binary for sport? Have you no thought for the retaliation they may visit upon you and yours?

Nay sir, I think in such instances, a still tongue and a quiet mind are better proof of valor than to air such imprecations in the market.

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I could say lot more, but I'm not going to go that far. Just said it sucks. A lot of people have. It's the major people, like Gawker and one of their writers (Adrien Chen, I think), that they go after, or those that troll that place. They've tried to hack GameSpot a lot, but failed quite often. They've also tried rigging one of the contests that GameSpot had and got pissed when they rigged it right back.

Edit: I hope they don't mind being called dangerous gerbils. *Whistles.*

Edit II: D: Why are you using Comic Sans!?!

10trackers said:

Oh, no. Will I be pulled into a world of horrors that no woman has seen before? .

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ew-aye.... that sounds like fun! Can I come too?

Time for an intermission.

cryaegm said:

Edit: I hope they don't mind being called dangerous gerbils. *Whistles.*

Edit II: D: Why are you using Comic Sans!?!

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Sir do bear in mind that should harm fall to this site, I shall challenge you to pistols at dawn.

Regarding your other question, though I find it an impertinence, I shall stoop in as much as to say—'tis tradition.

Medievalist said:

Sir do bear in mind that should harm fall to this site, I shall challenge you to pistols at dawn.

Regarding you other question, though I find it an impertinence, I shall stoop in as much as to say—'tis tradition.

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Ohh. Well, if it's just for a day, then I guess I should keep my mouth shut and suck it up. ._.

cryaegm said:

Ohh. Well, if it's just for a day, then I guess I should keep my mouth shut and suck it up. ._.

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Well, yeah. Because of the pistols.

mccardey said:

Well, yeah. Because of the pistols.

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I should perhaps note that I cannot spot the Ace of Spades at more than ten paces, whilst wearing my spectacles; in truth, it would be most unwise for anyone to confront me whilst armed, with our without my optical aid.

I'm a newbie. I hope this is an April Fool or I'm dead.