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mccardey
04-01-2011, 05:30 AM
What's that word you say, when you've just dropped bleach on your best pants? 'Cause I'd like to say it really loudly about now....


:rant:

JayMan
04-01-2011, 05:31 AM
"Son of a bleach!"

mccardey
04-01-2011, 05:33 AM
"Son of a bleach!"

mmmmggggrrrr nope. That ain't the word.... :rant:

alleycat
04-01-2011, 05:35 AM
"Hey! I just got a new pair of shorts!"

mccardey
04-01-2011, 05:37 AM
"Hey! I just got a new pair of shorts!"

Nope. But thank you for playing.....

:rant:

You know what else? Shoe. It's on my shoe.

This is why I should stay in my pyjamas.

Cella
04-01-2011, 05:38 AM
oh! I hate days like that!

alleycat
04-01-2011, 05:41 AM
"Hey! I'll tie-dye them. The retro look is in!"

NeuroFizz
04-01-2011, 05:41 AM
Tie dye.

Oops. Too late.

alleycat
04-01-2011, 05:42 AM
Tie dye.
Great minds . . .

mccardey
04-01-2011, 05:45 AM
"Hey! I'll tie-dye them. The retro look is in!"

No it isn't! Is it? Oh gosh, it isn't is it? Do we all have to take drugs again? Oh Lord.....

Anyway, regarding the pants (and shoe) I'm over it. I'm remarkably shallow like that. I've decided to see it as a little April Fool's joke played on my pants by a bottle of bleach (I can so, I'm a writer) and I'm not going to get involved.

I may, however, buy a new pair of pants.

Or not.

I'm on the fence about that. Pyjamas is safer.

mccardey
04-01-2011, 05:45 AM
Tie dye.

Oops. Too late.

Goodness! Both of you at once! Spooky!

alleycat
04-01-2011, 05:46 AM
Look at the bright side. You get to buy new pants. And shoes!

Just think . . . NEW SHOES.

If that doesn't distract a woman, I don't know what will.

cooeedownunder
04-01-2011, 05:48 AM
Too easy.

Use them for garden pants, least you'll look good from a distance, and have a moet :D

mccardey
04-01-2011, 05:49 AM
Look at the bright side. You get to buy new pants. And shoes!

Just think . . . NEW SHOES.

If that doesn't distract a woman, I don't know what will.

ok, well - you haven't seen my shoes..... Think gum boots.

mccardey
04-01-2011, 05:50 AM
Too easy.

Use them for garden pants, least you'll look good from a distance, and have a moet :D


Ohh!! Moet!!! Yes!!! Oh - but Lent.... :( Is it still Lent?

Wait a minute - MEDICINAL Moet! Yes!! Alliterative and effective!!

Snowstorm
04-01-2011, 05:50 AM
Bleach the rest of them solid white!

Cella
04-01-2011, 05:50 AM
But guys, she said these are her BEST pants....

cooeedownunder
04-01-2011, 05:50 AM
OH, you did mean long pants, not panties :D

I hope so, cause it is 1250 here, and well...

alleycat
04-01-2011, 05:52 AM
But guys, she said these are her BEST pants....
Make that: "were".

Cella
04-01-2011, 05:53 AM
too shay

alleycat
04-01-2011, 05:54 AM
Ohh!! Moet!!! Yes!!! Oh - but Lent.... :( Is it still Lent?
Convert to Methodism for a few days.

I'm not sure ruined pants calls for Moet. Maybe a nice single malt scotch.

mccardey
04-01-2011, 05:58 AM
I know you all mean well.....

*sob*

I'm trying to be brave, but they were Very Nice Pants. Had pockets and everything.

cooeedownunder
04-01-2011, 06:00 AM
or maybe she could drop the malt and just have a Scot :D

alleycat
04-01-2011, 06:01 AM
Think of it as a small exercise of your Zen-like will. You will remain calm in the face of calamity. You are calm and serene . . . even though you are pissed as hell. You will laugh in the face of adversity. Then get drunk.

mccardey
04-01-2011, 06:04 AM
Think of it as a small exercise of your Zen-like will. You will remain calm in the face of calamity. You are calm and serene . . . even though you are pissed as hell. You will laugh in the face of adversity. Then get drunk.

Yes. Actually, in times of Crisis I like to take a bath. I shall go and take a bath. When I get back either my pants will have fixed themselves in the finest tradition of magical thinking, or I'll have a new pair of Writing Pants (with pockets and everything.)

Also a shoe.

Thank you all for your help.

Wayne K
04-01-2011, 06:05 AM
:nothing:

JayMan
04-01-2011, 06:05 AM
Look at the bright side.
I'm pretty sure the bright side is why she's mad in the first place...

alleycat
04-01-2011, 06:07 AM
I'm pretty sure the bright side is why she's mad in the first place...


*snicker*

mccardey
04-01-2011, 06:08 AM
I can't hear you over the sound of Running Bath.

alleycat
04-01-2011, 06:09 AM
I can't hear you over the sound of Running Bath.
Don't add bleach.








;-)

mccardey
04-01-2011, 06:13 AM
Don't add bleach.


;-)


*sigh*

cooeedownunder
04-01-2011, 06:17 AM
Yeah, have a bath or go and write or something. I get nothing done when you're here :D

Wayne K
04-01-2011, 06:23 AM
:popcorn:

alleycat
04-01-2011, 06:26 AM
You could take a nice glass of wine with you when you take the bath.

Chicago Expat
04-01-2011, 06:28 AM
It could've been worse. At least you didn't spill your best bleach.

cooeedownunder
04-01-2011, 06:30 AM
You could take a nice glass of wine with you when you take the bath.

Yes, of course, seeing it's after 12am - 130pm now.

cooeedownunder
04-01-2011, 06:30 AM
Um, take the bath where? How strange you speak :D

Wayne K
04-01-2011, 06:31 AM
:e2shower:

mccardey
04-01-2011, 06:48 AM
:e2shower:

Oh, Wayne...

*sigh*

Chicago expat - that's so far out on the bright side...

cooeedownunder
04-01-2011, 06:51 AM
Gotta love that new title. No kissing for Mccardey tonight :D

mccardey
04-01-2011, 06:54 AM
Who changed my topic?????

Bloody cheek.....

alleycat
04-01-2011, 06:55 AM
Wasn't me.

cooeedownunder
04-01-2011, 06:59 AM
Fibber! Fibber! Fibber!

mccardey
04-01-2011, 07:02 AM
So then I guess that's it for the sympathy, huh? From here on, it's all about tongues....? Man, that was quick!

Pyekett
04-01-2011, 07:05 AM
Ha!

rlayna
04-01-2011, 07:11 AM
I have nothing much to add except:

You guys are awesome! And the pants had pockets?! Damn...I feel your pain!

Chicago Expat
04-01-2011, 07:13 AM
Chicago expat - that's so far out on the bright side...

Yeah, well, I just got transferred over to the Department of Silver Linings, so I was kinda obligated to say it. Good thing, too. My message would've been profoundly different had I still held my old position in the Department of Sharp Knives Solve All Problems.