Poll

You're it.

You forgot to include the eggplant in your poll!

Stripper pole for me.

I can rock one of those like it's going out of fashion.

Stripper pole is winning.

Stripper pole. And I'm not all talk. My husband and I are sectioning off a room in the basement for it.

Alpha Echo said:

Stripper pole. And I'm not all talk. My husband and I are sectioning off a room in the basement for it.

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I'd vote for your pole if it were an option in this thread.

Silver King said:

I'd vote for your pole if it were an option in this thread.

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Sweet.

I just have to learn how to use it. they have classes for that, right?

Hey!!!! I'm on a poll!!! My pole is on a poll!!!

I feel so loved!!

i promise that once we get it installed, I'll take a picture and post it here!

There's no button for tadpole. #Pollfail.

Alpha Echo said:

Sweet.

I just have to learn how to use it. they have classes for that, right?

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You could start by watching some clips on Youtube, mostly to learn what not to do. Saw some very painful looking falls from a few novice pole dancers a while back.

Silver King said:

You could start by watching some clips on Youtube, mostly to learn what not to do. Saw some very painful looking falls from a few novice pole dancers a while back.

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We've been to a strip club a few times, and there's this one girl who is AMAZING. Seriously...I don't know how she does what she does with those poles.

Wouldn't touch this poll with a ten-foot pole. . . .

Alpha Echo said:

We've been to a strip club a few times, and there's this one girl who is AMAZING. Seriously...I don't know how she does what she does with those poles.

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It takes a lot of skill, and practice, with just the right amount of balance and strength to make it look effortless. It truly is an art form when done right, and one of the more physically challenging expressions of movement I can think of.

poetinahat said:

Wouldn't touch this poll with a ten-foot pole. . . .

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Or an eight-foot Russian.

God, I kill me.

This may be the funniest thread I've ever read.

This thread now calls for my '' smilie.

I voted for stripper pole.

Cuz that's how I roll.