Bacon, Eggs, or Hashbrowns

robingood · Mar 24, 2011

So there i was, looking at the breakfast before me, in complete and utter reverence of the meal i was about to partake.

And then my mind started, when it should, of course, been my stomach.

And i asked myself.... which is the higher power?
Is it the bacon, the eggs, or the hashbrowns....

Omigod how can i ever enjoy breakfast again...

With many laments....

Robin

BenPanced · Mar 25, 2011

You forgot the toast.

FocusOnEnergy · Mar 25, 2011

Waffles, definitely.

AVS · Mar 26, 2011

Don't forget good quality fried black pudding.

...sausages, mushrooms, baked beans... yaaargh!

It's just past my breakfast time here in England and I had wholemeal toast, Bertolli light and marmite. Now I am thinking of a full fried breakfast. It doesn't help.

brainstorm77 · Mar 26, 2011

Eggplant

Don Allen · Mar 26, 2011

I was once serve Hash Browns with the face of Ozzie Osbourne burnt into them. But that would be bad, right?

RobJ · Mar 26, 2011

robingood said:
And i asked myself.... which is the higher power?
Is it the bacon, the eggs, or the hashbrowns....

Well, the pig has made more of a commitment than the chicken, so you have to respect the bacon for that.

BunnyMaz · Mar 26, 2011

Mmmm... eggs, bacon, hash brown, black pudding, toast and mushrooms fried off in the bacon fat.

Don't know which is the higher power, but I would point out that extra-crispy streaky bacon is the most superior of all pig products (bar perfect crackling). Possibly all meat products altogether, but then I wouldn't want to discount double-fried fat-streaked lamb.

RobJ · Mar 26, 2011

BunnyMaz said:
black pudding

Oh, now we're talking higher power.

Dawnstorm · Mar 26, 2011

Abreakfastist, here. Sorry.

zornhau · Mar 27, 2011

Amazing! A thread on the ANTSW forum, and no theists have bothered to turn up to run interference.

Perhaps somebody should start a sort of pheromone thread to keep them busy so we can have grown up discussions. How about:

"Good arguments for the foolishness of religious belief?"

robingood · Mar 27, 2011

Did i mention it was Canadian back bacon?

Damn, i really need to be more specific in my posts.

Royal Mercury · Apr 22, 2011

FocusOnEnergy said:
Waffles, definitely.

+1 With extra butter.

Melisande · Aug 14, 2011

You forgot the baked beans (english style) on toast.

Devil Ledbetter · Aug 23, 2011

RobJ said:
Well, the pig has made more of a commitment than the chicken, so you have to respect the bacon for that.

A yes ... "The chicken was involved, the pig was committed."

And my other favorite: "A chicken omelet? That's not breakfast, that's a vendetta."

Alessandra Kelley · Aug 23, 2011

My husband's homemade challah french toast, sliced thick, with cherry compote from our tree out front and thick-sliced organic bacon on the side.

zornhau · Aug 24, 2011

Alessandra Kelley said:
My husband's homemade challah french toast, sliced thick, with cherry compote from our tree out front and thick-sliced organic bacon on the side.

HERETIC!

veinglory · Oct 10, 2011

Ketchup. (Or is it Catsup, or Tomato Sauce? I see a schism coming...)

BenPanced · Oct 10, 2011

Oh, ketchup on the hash browns is a must. If there isn't any ketchup, I'll take the hash browns with green pepper and onion kthnxbai.

Mr Flibble · Oct 10, 2011

If you're going for the full fry up you have to include mushrooms, devilled kidneys, black pudding and square sausage or you're just not trying hard enough.

CatHead · Oct 10, 2011

Blueberry pancakes with maple syrup, hashbrowns with ketchup, and coffee with cream. Hallehooya.

CatHead · Oct 10, 2011

Damn, I want some pancakes now.

CatHead · Oct 10, 2011

And finally, buttermilk biscuits with butter and molasses.

BenPanced · Oct 10, 2011

IdiotsRUs said:
If you're going for the full fry up you have to include mushrooms, devilled kidneys, black pudding and square sausage or you're just not trying hard enough.

Please. No. No stewed tomatoes. Please. Evarz. I'll never be man enough to eat those. *shudder*

Mr Flibble · Oct 10, 2011

Stewed, no

Fried, yes. If you like them (even if you don't you need to have them so you know you are dong the full monty)

Gutbusters rule for hangover cures. It helps the cafe in question is open all night.

Or you could go the Lemmy method: Don't sober up. Possibly not recommended.

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